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Show NORTHWEST J, Public eye. In a Utile more we came to an open space, very thronged. "The Public Kye," shouted the megaphone man of our party. There were some curious people within the space but even more curious were those just outside. Of these lafjr .ve thought certain women especially Interesting: they were busily ns!oc:lng their families In order to get Into the Public Kye. A pathos attached to another group of women who had been in the Public Kye and could never be happy out of It, though they couldn't In the least tell why. Positively funny were a few men who kept trying, by a variety of droll devices, to break Into the Public Kye. "Vice presidential candidates!" our megaphone man explained. Puck. Adolphus I say, deah boy, they tell me Cholly caught quite a cold, don-cherkno- Yes, he went without bis Individual Application. "I hope you were in favor of the loans. "Always in favor of loans, dear boy. Say, can you spare a V?" Baltimore American. Justified. did you strike that man? "Why He called me Clarence. "What is your name? "Its Clarence, but he didn't know Cleveland Leader. it. . A MISTAKE SOMEWHERE. Prosperity has come to us, hooray! Im so elated I can scarcely speak: Last night the cook got mad and went away. We had to pay her seven plunks a week. d. Improvement. said the man who uses slang, to , see politicians so busy knocking one another. Well, answered Senator Sorghum, "even that program represents an improvement. Its a little more humane to go after a man with a hammer than with an' ax. Washington Star. is-sa- About the Size of It. I do not use a rat. thank you! -- constitutional by Judge Ok-vnm- e e e Combination. Complaining Customer Say, this fly paper is full of holes. The Grocer Yes, madam; I know it is. It is the new "combination fly paper, and is made with the holes so that it can be used for porous plasters after the fly season is over. Judge. Mabel declared Duncan of the common picas court at Finlay, Ohio. 'The constitutionality of Pennsylvanias two cent fare law is again attacked in an equity suit filed in the common pleas court oJf Pittsburg. A New York chauffeur convicted for the third time of violation of the automobile speed laws, was sentenced to pay a fine of 25) and spend thirty days in jail. a In Involved became fight Williams, Ti'.plets were horn last week to in a saloon in that village, and as a Mr. and Mrs. Ambrose K. Calhoun of result Williams received several bad C olttmbus. Ga. This couple now has children. The father Is twenty-fivknife wounds. S2 old. Ranchmen of lender, Wyo., nri on years John Solomon and Frank Babins a still hunt for wovles and coyotes, which have been doing unusual dam were killed by an explosion oi dust age this winter. It is estimated that following a windy shot in tlm Sprlng-tiil- d mine at each wolf annually destroys live Colliery companys 111. worth stock lion. Springfield, Senators Newlands and Nixon and Speaker Cannon has made known Hart of his leu unalterable opposition to the proNevada, Representative are endea voting to secure postpone position of financing waterways hv the issuance of ment of date for paying Installments for lands purchased by settlers in i overnment bonds. the TrnckoeCarson project. Charges of criminal libel preferred The news comes from Livingston. gainst Omar K. Benedict, manager Hue i He l Northern Mont.. tl!at the Oklahoma City Times, by con Governor Charles N. Haskell of railway has definitely decided to have been dismissed. si met the branch up the Shields rivI et valley and that work will begin irking county. Ohio, last week weatlu-will soon as as the permit voted dry by T't'k doing away witu Tk-ighty-fouof Com saloons. Harding oumty Chamber Mont.. Libby askwas carried resolutions has parsed by tk-- "dry's" by 17. Twenty-onare affected. saloons ing President Roosevelt to use all The town of Pine Bit iff. Ark., is to avoid shuttln possible means down the Anaconda smelter. The endangered by flood waters of e was in Arkansas river, and tinless some .Montana delegation congress an is conceived to check the wa- also wired. rs there will be a heavy property Northern Montana wool growers loss. met at Great Falls last week and dis James Gordon Bennett has present-- d cussed the erection of the wool ware l to the French Aero cluli an house In Chicago with William H. aviation cup. valued at Mauss of Chicago. Many pledged ? of figno as statement well as three sums of $5,000 2,300, their wool, but ures has been given. to he added as prizes In the first The police of Portland have found hree annual competitions. A concurrent resolution providthe horse and buggy used by the robbers who held up the East Side ing for the appointment of three senbank and after securing $1G,500 es- ators and three representatives to caped with their plunder, but there make the necessary arrangements is no trace of the three men who for the inauguration of President committed the robbery. Taft has been adopted by the senate. of the E. J. Chingren In a speech to the delegates In atSpokane Rod and Gun club, has established tendance upon the Southern Comwhat is stated to be a western record mercial Congress, held in WashingIn ton, Janies Bryce, the British embas- - , for this year In trap shooting. the two days international tourna- sador, expressed the conviction that ment at Spokane, Chingren broke 381 great future is about to dawn upon the south. targets out of a possible 400. $G3G,-30- 0 The total vote in Nevada for presiAppropriations aggregating elecrecent dential candidates at the were made at the annual meeting e tion was as follows: Taft, 10,214; Df the board of trustees of the 2,029; 10.G35; Debs, institution of Washington. Iligsen, Bryan, 415. The Socialist party, by its vote Yhis amount is to be used in 1909 for president, will in the future be merely to continue projects heretoallowed a place on all state tickets. fore initiated. The remains of a man supposed It develops that some one stole a Herman Vanbrink. ,iocketbook containing $3,300 belongto be those of were found by sheep herders near ing to Senor Don Juan Barrios, ministhe Tongue river near Miles City, ter of foreign affairs of Guatemala, Mont. There was a bullet, wound is he was lying unconscious by the through the heart, and near by lay oadside after an automobile accident a small calibre rifle. Vanbrink is near Washington. believed to have accidently shot himThe coroners jury in the inquest self while hunting chickens. at Trinchera, Colo., into the killing Engineers representing the motive of the Garcia family, returned a verpower of the Northern Pacific rail- dict that the five persons had been, way are in Livingston, Mont., work- murdered Martinez, by Francisco ing on a plan to use electricity in who then committed suicide by blowcarrying trains over the mountains ing out his brains. just west of the city. It is stated President Roosevelt and Presidentthat at a very early day electric elect Taft put themselves on power will be used in pulling both record last publicly in week advocacy of the passenger and freight trains oyer the of issuance government bonds for the mountain. imC. A. Rogers, who claims to be a construction of permanent public to conserve natural the of the provements nephew of the resources of the nation. Standard Oil company, was last The long overdue British ship, week at Reno, Nevada, sentenced to Hadden Hall, over whose safety serve a year in the Nevada state much for passing nctltious anxiety was caused, arrived at penitentiary checks on a hotel and a gambling Seattle, 245 days from Liverpool via Montevideo. house. pM-re- chrysanthemum one day last week. "It the grand Jury, charged with recclv knew that Ing deposits when they the hank was insolvent. have The following Nevadans received apjHiint meats as railway mall clerks: S. A. Mclteynolds, Still water; W. F. Carpenter. Waureka: John K. White, Tonopah. The engine of an extra freight on the Southern Pacific siding at lteau ntont. Cal., blew up with disastrous lesults, killing three men Instantly and seriously Injuring one. rancher Matt Hell, a prominent and near Mont., Clay Roberts, living r . Record-Heral- The officers of the defunct bank of r Augustus E. Kiser, in Chicago a farm wagon and Killed. Burg hint dynamited the safe of the State hank at Maize, Kas., and got away with f 1.000. The bill prepared by the postal revision commission will probably bo during the presented to congress week. The Rose county option law was le leading magazine. "From jour fir- -t appearance in morning until you jetire at night, plied the editor. Judge. S. ranchman livln NEWS SUMMARY e In the Right Spirit. "I am 17. How long should I wear my dresses? wrote a fair lass to the editor of the qmiy department of a MANS EXULTATION. a Ou raj, Colo., have been Indicted by The kindergarten teacher had been telling her pupils about the seasons aud the colors that were characteristic of each. "Now," said she. "If you were trying to represent spring, which of the colored chalks would you use? "Greeo. little Pat, responded promptly. "Why?" he was asked. "'Cause St. Patricks day comes in spring." About the Size of It. Preachers are about the only men who can give better satisfaction by remarked the' doing less work. thoughtful thinker. "How do you figure that out?" queried the innocent bystander. "Short sermons always please." explained the f.t. Chicago Daily News. A MEAN I.) The Cause of Vernal Verdancy. TOO BAD. laGest. near Hulctt, Wyoming, was run over GMGtm 9H0CLQS the H. XOTESI Abel What is it, then, an elephant? Puck. inter-nationa- Car-pegi- vice-preside- nt The Fickle Bunch. Myrtle Whats the score? Said She Yes, I have a large numEvelyn Eight to four. ber of friends in society. Myrtle Y'ou must be mistaken. Im Said He Then you havent been in sure I havent seen more than three men carried off the field. society long, eh? V a, |