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Show Must be Used. In a hotel the other week the manager man-ager was instructing a new arrival, who hailed from Erin's isle, in his duties. "Now you see that sign, 'Gentlemen must use the spittoons.' If you notice any of the guests violating that rulu report the matter to me." "Oi will, sor," said Pat, and kept a sharp lookout, and after watching a gentleman for half an hour went to him and said: "D'ye moind the sign over yonder,, sor?" "Yes," said the gentleman. "Why don't you observe it, thin?" "I'm not expectorating on the carpet," car-pet," said the gentleman, astonished. "Oi know ye're not," said Pat, "an' yer not usin' the spettune, . naytheiv Spit, ye thafe, or O'il report yez." |