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Show I CHIPS, j I Hay rogues are being nipped. A Bhip ruled by women Court-Bhip. Court-Bhip. The mercury is on the ascendant once more. The billiard tournament commences this evening. Chicken thieves are paying their, vocation vigorously. Tbe coach from the Park came in od runners, yesterday. A little fellow had hip arm cut last I night by being run icto by a eled. The Utah aud Northern was behind time again yesterday. More snow. Ad exciting chase look place along First South Street Itst niht Why f Nothing in the police oourt yesterday. yester-day. Thia is becoming monotonous. A Dublin newspaper Bays: "A number ot deaths are unavoidably postponed." Nearly all the treee along the old South Temple tt'tet walls hive been amnutiled. It was Prince Kung who said to Grant: "Brave Geneial 1 You ves made to order I" The thaw was a little too much yesterday, and it knocked sleighing out of existence for the time being. A little boy in the Seventeenth Ward was kicked in tbe head by a cow, last evening, and pretty badly injured. It will be fully a week before any more contracts will be let on the canal. A portion of the route has to be relocated. The Union Paoifio express train being six hours late, last evening, the Utah Central did not wait; hence there was co eastern mail. And ttill it is snowing. It looks as though nature was determined there Bhould be a spell of good sleighing. We are yet open to engagements. That waa a wise colored man, who, in speaking ol the happiness of mar ried people, said: "That ar' 'ponds altogedder how dey enjoy demselvea." A young man wrote to a newspaper asking: "How can I gain a copious command of language T" He was recommended lo try Bitting down on a tack. Wallin had "Young Percheron" out yesterday. The oat given him the evening before bad fired him up so that he could hardly be kept on his feet. Mulloy & Paul put one of their victorines on; runners yesterday and hitching up four white horses took advantage of tbe sleighing during the early hours of the day. The examination of G,- Hill, at Elko, for shooting Smith, was concluded con-cluded on Thursday afternoon, and the commissioner was to have decided on Friday morning. Mr. Crabb Robinson and lady in the i same carriage: "Oh, Mr. Robinson, you are cm antiquarian." ''Madame, I am a noun, and not an adjeotive-An adjeotive-An antiquary, if you please." A petrified woman has been discovered discov-ered near Halifax. It is suspected that her husband gave her $10 without with-out asking, to get a new fall bonnet, and she waa petrified with astonish ment. I How doth the little busy pig Improvo each shining hour, And gather sausages all dny From every opeoiiig flwer? And when the Bhades of twilight fall He on his roost doth fly, And sings his pretty oreoine hymn "Root, little pig, or diel1' |