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Show IMEDICINE IN SLOT MACHINES. Press the Button and Get the Cure for Your Ailment. A young man In a grcon suit stopped stop-ped before a slot machlno on Arch street, held his handkerchief beforo a tiny nozzle, dropped a cent In a small crack, and In a silvery spray thoro Issued Is-sued forth a quantity of vllo-smclllnc cologne. The young man was delight-od. delight-od. He sniffed tho tawdry perfume and to the dealer he said: "Hurray I What noxt. I wonder?" The medlclno slot machine Is next," the dcalor answered. "I expect to havo one soon. The machine Is making a great success everywhere. On its faco apponr a dial the names of twenty-flve mild diseases cold, bead-acho, bead-acho, rheumatism, Indigestion, such diseases as wouldn't bo apt to conflno you to your room and thoro is an nr-rpw nr-rpw that you move to tho disease .which you havo. Then you drop your cblu In the slot and luto your hand (falls a littlo vial of medicine, with tho tdlrectlona marked In tho cork." Phlla-'dolphla Phlla-'dolphla Record. |