Show WIRELESS REPORT ON THE DOINGS OF OE TEDDY JR I Minute and Veracious Account of Adventures of Presidents Son in the West BY GEORGE L GEIGER Wireless Special to the Daily Galoot Washington Aug 15 Teddy jr arose irose early this morning Removing his liis pink pajamas striped with a row of blue and all bound round with a n woolen string he lie donned corduroy trousers Slipping a pearl handled revolver into inlo the let left hip pock pocket et of or his corduroys he went down to breakfast During the meal he asked ed his daddy how he would like a it bear steak Id be was the an sWe On his hi way to the station ledd Teddy jr r passed through a double row of pho 1110 l ho He boarded the train after fighting his way through the crowd crow on n the depot platform plat orm and a few minutes 2 i I 1 uJ TgA hiT 7 j Traveled Incognito later ater was ivas as on his way wa to lo Rifle Colo Cola which will be his headquarters during his vacation Another wireless 10 a m Denver Colo Cob Aug Teddy jr arrived here this morning He is trav tray traveling traveling eling cling incognito While the engine was taking water yater the young man led leel sev several several eral era newspaper men to one side ide and whispered Im Teddy jr How did didou you ou find it out Maybe you have heard of my father Teddy jr refused to discuss the Panama canal situation or the sudden activity of ot the Cuban insurgents Gee Are Arc there any near Rifle Ive never nover seen an insurgent but would to kill a big one and send pop home the horns he exclaimed patting a apro protuberance pro tub prance in his left loft hip pocket Wireless 11 a m Denver Aug 16 Change protuberance ance in his left hip pocket in 10 wireless to the barrel of a shotgun strapped to his grip Wireless I Rifle Colo Cob Aug 17 Teddy Jr reached Rifle early this morning He HeIs HeIs HeIs Is traveling Incognito but revealed his identity to the head waiter walter at Hotel Hash Yes the president is related to me he admitted I am his son I am po poing poIng o ing to hunt and fish for a few weeks I have left studies worry and my tooth toothbrush brush behind I do not want newspaper i notoriety so have a big bis bl stick in my room Ifor for inquisitive reporters May I have some more coffee How does it feel to be the son of the president Hanged if I can tell I have head headaches headaches headaches aches and find algebra a bore just like lilee other boys bo s While at dinner Teddy jr asked the waiter walter why the hotel did not adopt methods The walter waiter asked for something more definite and got it itin itIn itin in this fashion Why you spell menu incorrectly he said glibly Has not pop said menu was and noodles nu Maybe he has sur said James Ja es but Ill bet a dane clane shirt front to the small smaIl end of nothing whittled down that your daddy cant te l what our hash Is Thrilling Experience With Animal Wireless a m Aug 17 Teddy Jr jl arrived here her this afternoon and went hunting huntin etc Aug 17 7 p m mAd mAi Aa to story Teddy jr ii shot a little black animal with a white stripe stipe Upon regaining consciousness he asked faintly Who punctured the glue factory There will be a vacant seat in the school tomorrow Mr and Mrs John Skunk are brokenhearted over ov the loss of their youngest son and threaten to visit the White House and demand damages etc Aug 17 p m mAd Ad to 7 p m story As the western sun sinks behind yon hills and the world pre lire prepares pares pares to sleep Teddy Jr sits sadly and alone on a stump He wears a troubled and haggard look and an aro uro aroma aroma ma that wont come off ff The guide has bas disappeared Wifeless Aug 18 a am amAs amAs m mAs As Teddy reddy jr did not close his hiso eyes o es during the night he was awake early e this morning He reached this camp in a barrel Clothes were secured t iL rc Q f S l lJ j J Shot a Little Black Animal A I al With While Stripes and he went fishing He returned about noon with an appetite but no fish He caught caugh t nothing Later Teddy Jr caught a cold Bill the guide made a cough syrup of bacon grease and willow bark Teddy jr gulped a a tin cupful of this and for forgot forgot got sot his cold coldA A Bear Lapse of Memory Wireless Bearville Aug 20 Teddy jr has been here two days During that time he has purchased shells With his trusty weapons he has looked In vain for bears He is said to have met one cinnamon but happened to think he had something Inis tent that he needed Instantly He arrived in camp breathless During his hurried return he forgot what It was he need needed needed needed ed Teddy jr will return to this evening and from rom there go goto goto goto to with Bill the guide and Bills og Wireless Tireless Aug 24 Teddy jr jrr with the aid of Bill the guide has killed a bear As Bill pointed the muzzle muzzle muzzie zie of his old cannon on a stock tock Teddy jr shouted Dont miss him Bill nm Ive promised pop a steak Bill t so Teddy Tedd jr is as happy as his daddy dy will be when the birth record goes sky ly skyward skyward ward Besides the bear skin Tedd jr will return to Washington in a few days with two tree squirrels tails a badger skin six porcupine quills and a tan Wireless Rifle Colo Cob Aug 27 Teddy jr ar arrived rived here today shook hands with James and exhibited his supply of spoils White e waiting for dinner he be bedrew drew a picture victure of a cat and horse on the menu James has the menu under padlock in his trunk Teddy jr r loaves leaves this afternoon for Washington Wireless Denver Aug 28 Teddy jr passed through here today He is traveling trave ing in Inc c but admitted to the doughnut slinger at the station grillroom that he was the son of Teddy sr A crowd gathered to see him off A button dropped from his coat as the train was vas pulling out of the station and a 8 lid ild scramble for the souvenir resulted Four women were trampled under the feet of fighting men The button was ground into powder The depot police finally managed to scatter the crowd Wireless Washington Aug 30 Teddy jr ar arrived arrived arrived rived here today toda He was greeted at atthe atthe atthe the train by the Star Marine band As the train pulled in the good old air Johnnie Get Your Gun was played I I i Came Back for Something He Had Forgotten ji Teddy jr was escorted to the White WhiteHouse WhIteHouse House where he was embraced by members of the family Newspaper Newspapermen men were told that Teddy jr would grant no interviews this evening as he was busy entertaining the occupants of the White House with thrilling stories of the west and |