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Show THE SAMPLER. The only way to fly . Well, its over.' Deadwood Dick, that is. I have to. add a few words. A review of the else- presentation appears where in this paper, but it was my first attempt on a. stage, as I am sure everyone who say it was made painfully aware. The support we received from almost every organization was almost unbelievable. That set, the stage was built from lumber scrounged from every dump on post. The rug came right from the landfill. As a matter of fact, the entire cost, except for many hours spent by the cast, was about 67 bucks. We bought paint, staples, printing and a few other items. The swinging doors came from Tom See's home in Ophir, the mirror from Sgt. Scotts home. The chairs from the conference room in Lockheeds building in Ditto, and the list goes on. But I wanted to point out how many hours were spent by the cast to not only practice their parts, but all the time spent building the set, drawing posters, arranging for printing, costumes, tickets and a myriad of other . things. Unless you become involved with something like that, you can't imagine nor appreciate all the work involved. But, it was fun. The association-witthe cast was great: And I thank them for the opportunity to have such an experience. Were you aware that Byron Wilkinson only had a week to learn his lines, or that the Sheriff, Dan Andrus accepted the invite to that part only a week or so before the first night? And that wonderfiil lady, Judy Miller. OSXSS&VtSi. MiWW - AUB ClYtU- Mm She worked so hard behind the scenes, doing more than she was asked, became so tired and sick that she had to miss the first two shows. With the threat of sounding unpatriotic, 1 had mixed emotions about the race for the Americas Cup. I would have liked to see the United States win, but I was also happy to see the underdog walk away with the Cup. There certainly could not be a more friendly country to the U.S. than Australia. Speaking of sports, what in the world was Ken Stabler. thinking of when he called for a pass on that play a couple of . weeks ago that ended in a safety, and gave Dallas that win. As you read this, Karl and Nori Miller are driving to San Francisco, on their way to Hawaii and Korea. Dugway loses a competent comptroller, and we all lose two good griends. Good luck to you. Capt. Dean Spiers of the JAG Office passed the Utah State Bar exam in the top 20 percent, and was admitted yesterday. Congratulations, Dean. A couple of honors have come to the Chief of our Tech Library Joe Buelna. He was named as. the state's outstanding Hispanic Program Coordinator, and now Joe has been invited to the Governors office on October 14 to receive an award from the governor in connection with a brochure thathewps responsible for putfmTogether. It is a Hispanic American Heritage booklet, a compendium of birthdates of famous Americans- of Hispanic - By SFC Phil Hale The airline industry is in a rut. Both Eastern and Continental are in the throes of bankruptcy proceedings, and drastic shifts in air travel as we know it are soon to begin. In an effort to assist these airlines, I thought Id share the following story with them to see if I can help them along a .bit. This is being written at 37,000 feet somewhere over the state of Iowa. I've just finished a marvelously mediocre feast of d well-boile- pot roast, (but 100 percent natural) whole wheat bun, a group of greens with a little egg on it trying desperately to imitate a salad bar and (as usual) the obligatory Caesar salad dressing that isnt enough. Having tried in vain (again as usual) to get acoustic perfec-tio- n from two IV tubes in my ears. Im writing this atop my briefcase which I have had to turn lengthwise to fit between the armrests of my seat. As I sit sipping surprisingly good coffee from the usual paper cup with its complimentary plastic swizzle and y creamer, my imagination wanders to what ifs, or theres gotta be something better than this! Here are a few results of a rampant imagination to give airline executives some food for thought thats not served on semi-concre- te C-rati- on . non-dair- plastic plates: Why not try: The Fun Meal Flight. Contract with Burger King to provide Happy Meals for kids and allow adults to order their favorite burger before takeoff. The Graffiti Flight. This one would save a bundle on decorating but wouldnt work for long. Planes would start off solid white on the inside, and each passenger would get a marker to help decorate the plane once its airborne. The Sky Pirate Special. About once a month, the air lines could take turns making available a 727 and crew, and all terrorists would be obligated to take this flight. Destination would be at the' discreation of the man with the biggest bang. f ' The Word Processing Special. This gem of modern comtechnology would replace first class with a mainframe This way folks puter, and each seat would have a terminal. and pick up tneir could type their way across the country on their way out. products from the printer near the door The Pay As You Go Flight. Each flight would offer 3 early for the special tickets to folks who would arrive 2 hours in course stewardship flight. These folks would get a crash and then only one airline employed cabin attendant would be necessary, tha others would literally work their way to their destination. The Total Flight. No pillows, food, flight attendants, music, blankets, tray tables, carpet, reclining seats, drinks or baggage claim. You throw your bags into the hold yourself, bring your picnic lunch and fly period. The Lecture Flight. College professors or business con. sultants could hold classes or seminars The Natural Flight. Plenty of plants, youd strap yourself into a deeping bag instead of a seat and enjoy. The Skydivers Shuttle. This one would fly a big circle over a bunch of destinations, and drop off passengers where y ticket of they wished. . . everyone would buy a course! The Soap Flight Pipe in the soaps as they come on so those who enjoy such things wont miss an episode. screen The Jock Flight. Non-sto- p sports action on big TV monitors with such phenomenal events as the Capitol Hill Joe McCarthy memorial mudsling and others. The Push Me - Pull You. Half the seats face forward, halfback. Excellent for those who want to see where theyve been, or for bureaucrats. The Aerial Arcade. Kids pay their fare into the video games that line the cabin. Well, thats a few ideas, anyway who knows . . . now that we know what the pits are like, any flight should be bettef. One final observation for my colleagues, friends and family . . . Anyone who says "Have a nice flight hasn't been Non-Fril- ls in-flig- ht. . one-wa- on one lately! Critic's Comer Deadwood Dick - a melodrama of the Old West 99. Beeler 0 0 By S. J. Those of you in our reader-shi- p d who have over the complete lack of culture, taste and fine art at Dugway . . . dont stop now. "Deadwood Dick had none. However, if you are a reader who understands the limitations of our area, you are the type who would have thoroughly enjoyed the locally produced farce of the old boo-hooe- west. Something new for this area, the play combined a dinner form the Oasis (not great, but a dinner) and a two-hoproduction that was great. By no means a professional production, the cast and crew of this, show were those among us . . . bosses and This added much to the show. From what this critic (and I use the term loosely) can gather, the production differed a little each time it ran. The and were a what made changes amateur rank production a The sight gags and asides really adapted the old west story to modern ur co-worke- rs. ad-li- bs side-splitte- r. Dugway life. tUMIS.. X0t Snot Some unforgettable performances were provided by pftu- - att MTz Summit. mw sJLZTt AMI SIMM M The Sampler The Sampler Is published by the Transcript-Bulleti- -- a.- why?? . . Publishing n Company of Tooele, Utah as a civilian enterprise in the interest of personnel at Dugway Proving, Utah. Everything advertised In this publication must be made available sv The OverNigbtWovder: for purchase, use or patronage without regard to race, creed, color Bev Shupe as Teetotal Tessie, Patricia Edwards as Calamity Jane, Kathy Whitaker as Rose Blossom. Real surprises were found in Claire Scott who played the tender, blind and blond Lily Blossom. Signs encouraging booing at the villian, Blackman Red-bur- n (played by Byron Wilkinson), and cheering at the hero Ned Harris. (Ned was played by Scott Scott and yes, thats his real name.) Once from this play would be impossible. Dan Andrus, Benard Goharing and Ellie Wilsonn along with Pam Holman, Roza Caballero and Dan and Janet Pitcher all deserve exactly what they received ... a good time and an excellent beginning to the newly established theatrical group. Those of us who attended look forward to many more productions from the group . . perhaps they will be able to the story started, members of the audience really became involved with the tale, even shouting encouraging words towards the stage. To even attempt to pinpoint a few of the highlights utilize the excellent piano playing of Byron Lindsay in the future. But where will they ever be able to find another or national origin of the purchaser, user or patron. A confirmed violation or rejection of this policy of equal opportunity by the advertiser will result in the refusal to print advertising from that source. Business and advertising matters concerning the paper should be addressed to the Tooele Transcript- - Bulletin, 58 N. Main St., Tooele, Utah 84074 or call (801) "heck-fur-leath- er character for Dick Whitaker to so ably play??? 882-005- - News items for publication should be sent to the Public Affairs Officer, Dugway Proving Ground, Dugway, Utah 84022,or call (801) 522-211- 8. 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