Show king george says he 1 got lost in the fog the other evening in in london and got home late for dinner but we doubt whether he really put over an any excuse like that on the queen speaking of china it is a wonderful country returning travellers trav ellers say you can find everything there except chop suey i when we finally get the five day week the first effect will be a rise in the price of gasoline i scientific men predict ct in 1927 new nev discoveries of fossil man which will link him with extinct fauna have not we had about enough scandal as it is A candidate for office who had been dead two years received over votes in the recent election in essex county mass this would have been can a tough case for the benr te to investigate had lie he been chewed A noted educator says that the ancient greeks were the brainiest brai niest people who ever lived and yet they have enough sense bense to stop fighting among themselves i commenting on our prosperity the london daily news says that americans are so familiar with the splendor of their economic isolation that they take it for granted no we dont we yive give protective tariff sonic some crella for it x the american marines land in augua and thereby get a little much needed exercise on shore A lot of our building budding statesmen seem to think it is all right for red tinted mexico to intervene in a central america but a terrible shame for uncle sam to think of doing likewise se several new york theaters are charging eleven dollars a piece for seats at the new years eve performance I 1 so you can see what the wise new yorkers buy instead of gold bricks brick it is said by some literary critics that american humor is on the decline and this may be due to the passing of the old fashioned country livery stable it i foreign money orders purchased in new york for christmas broke all records and still a lot of folks think uncle sam is Eu ropes shylock and not a santa claus congressman upshaw says that b bv v ignoring the act new york has bas seceded from the union maybe that explains v hya hy a lot of now new york ers thought they were voting for al smith for president last november |