Show THE JARR FAMILY By ROY L. L McCARDELL Mr Jarr Jars Learns When Women War They Battle in Full FullS S Uniform I S What do you ou think said Mrs Jarr as as she greeted the family provider provider pro pro- vider on his homecoming the other ev evening ning Clara Smith and and Mrs h have ve had bad a bitter tel rel When they meet now they pretend pretend pre pre- tend tenet not to see each other and I I dont don't think they'll ever speak again I How can they quarrel bitterly if It they dont don't speak asked ased Mr Jarr Jan th thE bitterest way people can I quarrel replied Mrs Jarr As long longas as people speak no matter how angry they are there is a chance of their making malting up That's why I 1 say aay this is isa isa isa a bitter quarrel The TIle next thing they will viIi be writing letters letter You can always tell who an anonymous anonymous anonymous letter is from beca because se women generally write them on hot hotel l stationery stationery sta sta- generally th the stati stationery nery of the hotel they can think of s so it will seem that society Is indig Indig- nant All AI you need to do is to go t tb tO the writing room of the hotel and get geta a description of ot some of ot the recent rea ready Iy letter writ writers rs and often te the attendant will know the name In Inthis Inthis this case you just ask sweetly it M Mrs Mr So and So wasn't in yesterday Y Well I 1 am am glad you are not tak takIng taking ing sides said Mr Jarr Jam Cert Certainly not replied Mrs JarrIt Jarr arr If It one takes sides then one only hears one side But if you dont don't take sides bides yo you hear both sides Then you are strictly neutral remarked Mr Jarr Most assuredly was assuredly was the reply Only I do i feel teel bad to think of all an the the I fine clothes that I cannot afford Fine clothes What has that to todo do do with it inquired Mr Jarr Why dont don't you see replied Mrs 1 Jarr Tarr now that Clara Midridge- Midridge Smith and Mrs are bitter enemies they will try to each other more than they used to they disliked each other as asgood asgood asgood good friends S Then extra fine fashions fashions' are the in l ladles ladles' wars queried r r Jarr Why of course Mrs l Jarr went wenton on Nothing makes the people who dislike you so nn angry ry as to think you are prosperous Mr is making a lot of money in Wall Wail l street now so Mrs told me Yes said Mr dr Jarr hes been handling War Babies Babies' I cant can't see how he makes any money that way replied Mrs Jarr arr For the poor little war babies hables are aio destitute te and we have had sev several ral collections taken laken up for Cor them Do Doj j you on think that m nan man gets hold of the money The war babies babies' of Wall street Is something else again than the little real war babies of ot Europe ex explained explained ex- ex Mr Jarr The Wall Van street war babies' babies are the stocks of AmerIcan American Amerlean Amer Amer- ican lean concerns that make war muni munitions and sell them abroad All these stocks have gone Jone up In price and a alot alot lot Jot of speculating is being done clone in them The boss has been dabbing In them and making a lot of money too S Well Ven I think it Is a a. shame ventured ventured yen ven ven Mrs Jarr that Clara Mud Iud Smith ridge and Mrs should have a quarrel and buy huy fine clothes to make each other envious envious from money made selling war supplies l lI If It I 1 never got any ny clothes unless I got gotthem gotthem them that hat way I 1 wouldn't worry I 1 am glad tnt tc hear you say so said I r Jarr But Jarr regarded him suspiciously suspiciously cIous You are glad to hear me mesay say so but J just st the Same I 1 do need heed heeda needa a a lot of nice clothes and I 1 would al almost almost al- al most be to be a war bride or ora ora ora a war val baby myself if I could get some some S Cheer up said Laid Mr 11 J Jarr rr We ex expert expect ex ex- ex S 'S pe pert t to get some war orders at our ur shop and i if Ii we we do Ill I'll get a commission commission commis commis- sion on them and will be able to let you you haye have some extra money I wish the they were peace orders saW said Mrs Jarr Jan Jarr But If Mrs and Clara M Smith dridge-Smith can get a alot alot alot lot of nice nice- clothes because their husbands husbands hus hus- bands are making money out of the war war I 1 sho Isho shouldn't ld t feel bad if I 1 got some clothes because my hus husBand nd made some out of ot the money war also But will vin you enjoy enjo wearing w aring your war uniform in front pf Qt f the other belligerents belligerents' asked Mr Jarr Certainly was the reply If 1 I get some som nice ril autumn clothes then I 1 will ha have ve an excuse to call on Clara Smith and Mrs Stry Stry- ver both and perhaps bring about a reconciliation But I 1 do hope that awful war will vill be over soon soon but but Id I'd IdI I like to have some nice clothes first Well Vell said Mr l Jarr Jan I 1 hope so I. I t too |