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Show H SPEAKING OF CORN AND NUMEROUS B OTHER THINGS. B You may think you know nil about corn, but B even agricultural uhnrks of high standing in tho B experiment stations never knew ns much nbout B the subject ns this from the pen of Strickland W. B Gillilnn: H Corn is used to mnko whisky out of, which H proves that any good thing can be put to some B useless or harmful purpose. B Ono would never think that nn car of corn was HK full of booze, unless one noticed the prevalence of MH joints among it. HSM Green corn on the cob is ono of the best known K musical instruments. It is a favorite article of JB food with flute players. SSV The sound of a fat faced man with false teeth !Hj nnd n Inrgc, projecting mustache trlplc-tongue- ing an E-flnt car of corn would drown tho sound ASS of n tang) party on n loose tin roof. B The Indians used to raise corn until they were BBs discovered by white men. Then they turned that tafafB work ns well as nil other work over to the whKc -B Wo understand tho Indians could hardly hold Sc out till the white men arrived. SS . Some claim the small corncob is tho best, as -SaVt the grains run deeper. Others sny it takes more rB com to go around n large cob. So there you arc. JH Popcorn is nn cxcitcablo breed of cereal that .B gels rattled nnd blows up every time it gets hot. . K It is almost human in this particular. jifH Girls take ndvnntago of this principle in young Bi men and often try to get them rattled and un $B comfortably warm enough to pop. In Kentucky the corn is full of kernels and tho JVVH colonels nro full of yes, of course you've heard 'JAVA that, |