Show ONCE OVER Gross Information By H. I. Phillips Speaks at Niagara Any truth to the rumor Tammany sent him a Things that grate on our Benedictions by airwave comics who have spent most of the program Just about everything wholesome and Cockeyed An army department removing all white crosses from Hawaiian graves of our soldier dead because of th cost of while Congress votes a few hundred thousand dollars to give every member new electric Harry Gross will appeal his prison Possibly claiming he had and wasn't even In prison will Gross be named librarian because of his experience with Or put in charge of the Then there's the atory he will refuse to wear prison black and white stripes as they are not his racing Walter Winchell has signed for life with ABC for a sum totaling Walter now achieves the distinction of making so much money he will have nothing lilt at the end of the How about a greeting to all the at Hamburgers and frankfurters now go up under OPS permission and seems pretty ad as it takes most Americans off their main food On the day Harry Gross was arraigned for his sentence the hunch bet by all the horse players around the court was He which won at with rome going to at on the same Everybody laid off which showed at A court says a common problem now is who gets the custody of the television It all Is a wife Inconsiderate and cruel toward tho Does she above It Insisting the living room Is no place for In using the vacuum cleaner does she tear the connections Then she Is clearly On the other suppose the husband makes beer stains all over the tries to make delicate adjustments with a hammer and chisel or shuts It off when his team la losing a series game with a cry of this is a lousy Would you say Harry Gross was with the on the Bob proprietor of the is the new head of and we hear that a guest called the desk the other day and up the The wife and I are having a fight and I want everything according to the A watch has turned out for automobiles with a guarantee to tell the right That's We felt certain there was an understanding whereby nothing but defective clocks were sold to automobile SEASONAL The melancholy days have The saddest of the year There's trouble with the furnace and The acts Charlie one of the ISO holders of a piece of an erratic gave us a piece of his piece tho other We made a The skinner finished in a McAdam's piece just managed to do that well Our piece was even farther back Benson Ford says th auto driven by atomic energy Is A lot ol drivers behave as if they thought It here |