I WENT into a bank ON MAIN street i i. i AND THERE was a woman woman in there I WANTING THE cashier TO SHOW her her moneys money t SHE WANTED him TO KEEP it handy SO SHE would know IT WASN'T being spent spent SH SHE E HAD put five dollars t IN THE bank AND WAS k kicking BECAUSE THE directors HADN'T CALLED her in TO DISCUSS the banks bank's affairs s WELL ANYWAY I WAS wondering 1 WHY IT wouldn't be nice IF THE moving picture stars COULDN'T HAVE their pictures ON TH THE E money that way INSTEAD OF Abraham Lincoln WASHINGTON AND AND TH THE E other fellows IT WOULD be a fine thing IF THEY could do that AND THEN everybody WOULD ASK them FOR FORI PHOTOGRAPHS FOR PHOT PHOTOGRAPHS GRAPHS of themselves AND IF they were on fifties IT WOULD knock a hole IN THEIR weekly salaries WHEN THEY sent their pictures TO TH THE E fans WHO HAD asked for them STILL THEY get so m much ch money THAT IT wouldn't hurt them I KNOW one star WHO TOLD me i I. I THAT HIS salary is is so big j HE HAS to have an adding machine TO HELP him count it AND I was thinking THAT THAT ONE of these days I WOULD get a subtracting machine AND HOOK it onto that fellow AND WITH the proceeds I WILL go to Europe I THANK you