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There are rules of eligibility for membership which require that each man be an editor or busi‘ness manager of a school publication, or have had two years’ It would seem that students experience on college publications or what in the minds of the who have the inherant ability in gobs big enough to allow them to active members 1 is equivalent. Get the Hell Out of Publication Offices graduate from one of the many high schools of our fair state and The Squeal is the official organ of the Utah chapter of : Pi Delta Epsilon. It is in reality a scandal sheet, put out to bring forth all the bad qualities of members of the student body and faculty. It has a side issue of bringing humorous aspects of especially the professors, before the students. have used that intelligence to the extent of escaping the administrative axe at mid-term would have sense enough to stay away from places where they -are not wanted. Despite the warnings, both vo- cal and printed that appear in the publications offices of this school, - The Squeal means to constructively criticize the various a-great number of perverted half oddities and peculiarities of eccentric instructors and individ- wits insist on bringing their friends in for a quite little gatheruals. There is meant to be no reflections cast, just a humor- ing or to use the telephone. _ It 1s hoped that no ous portrayal of the named oddities. Publications of this institution feelings are hurt and that if any feelings are injured in any are crowded and have plenty of manner, the fraternity, Pi Delta Epsilon be informed. work to do without all the time Last get House Safely installed in their cozy little home on Virginia street, the Gamma Sigs seem:in a fair way to glory. Of course, we imagine the mortgage is going to worry pledges of 1940, but why should sake take your friends and go for a long walk. 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Doc Porter who is alputting his stuff over and we en- ways behind his boys in anything to Cheyenne. | * _|joy every minute of the fifty spent they do. Prof Kerr who has unWhat the hell happened to the in his classes. He is’a real credit derstanding enough to take the -|bite out of any. mistake his stuBlue Keys this season. Utah’s to this institution. — Thete -is also Levi Edgar— dents make, greatest pep organization came And last but decidedly not the through just like a bunch of af- what a wonderful personality he | flicted geese just getting over the has and what a loss the Univer- least comes George Thomas, a sity will suffer when he passes his man for whom we hold highest pip. A 1th Oe time of usefullness as a University respect. ‘Working under handi|: Hurrah now for Alpha Kappa Prof. Who could think ill of caps, facing problems that would .jstump the best of them, George Psi’s can have some more partys Levi? Dr. Fellows will never be ap- has the capacity to understand ’cause Oliver Alberti is back in preciated here at the University. student problemn and the executown. x OR for the man he is. He is truly tive ability to keep this old joint ever on the upward trail. iSoaaeus of our jolly little bald sincere in his work. cheer leader of the Capitol, re-: Since Marg Thomas has reminds us of the song he dedicated fused to go steady with Johnny parties “at the house. Someone. remarked that there was a certain to that famous character and man Mollerup we don’t see her step- door in a certain place but we. about town, Ted Rogers, “Just a ping out so much. AND when little dandruff trying to ox a- we think how she crabbed our think that the Delts are too nonchalant to let a little Wing like head.” little stunt by appearing so un- that bother them. * ok Ox ee ‘expectedly at Bear Lake one time. By the day we wonder just what | we pause to brood on the futility Heecortns to Ouzy Kimball if: show will be reproduced for the of life, Utahe had any gumption there Chi O’s by the versitile little gal ee |would be more Georgia peaches Beth Whitney since she put on And now that we are down to imported to keep the home boys Good News for the Pi Kaps, but the Phi Delts we pause to ponder interested. And = he ought of course she saw Blackbirds and ‘Oh, by the way we understand that the blond Tiger will be home Cash Prices the often get. Take for instance Dr. To attend his classes is to Now that the great gridiron Pack. come in contact with a great mind. season is over and the dust has. cleared away we wonder just His instruction is something more SR ale oie Either the Betas have come to their senses or the Girls from Wolcott street are loosing their grasp. cause they have the most adorable Egad, Alvin, more asprin. creamy bedspreads, and then Var-|. ee ot no just cant be defeated for viceLooks kind of funny that the | president, you know. we, reason for not throwing a little there are some men on this cam-. he was a leader in University afof the superfluous mud that has pus who deserve a great deal of fairs in his time, and as a result credit and praise that they do not is able to give a student help in been found lying around, we can look for some big town that bother the present sweeties? stuff, Then there is Varno Gilbert, poliYee, tical leader par excellence... What By the way, just what is the trick of this show business anymore cotild one sorority want? Never since the days of Virginia way, we couldn’t be so mean as to say that the sisters were angl‘Rishel, literary light who held the ing for dates but the whole thing expiring Pen high in the esteem looks kind of fishy. of Sherman Brown Neff for two eo @ doutable bit of fiery femininity iplayed Joan of Arc for the political forces of Gamma Sig. And the funny part of it is that Varno has already deceived the student body into electing her secretary of that having to invite some fat-head to group. eet the hell out.. Ii YOU have Spring rushing should be a big nothing to do with publications success for the Gamma Sigs, befor God’s be a reason cant mention 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 oa Bob must It is true that we all the good dukes on this campus but a. large majority will be named. There is Elbert D., a boy who has not let his: professorship crowd from his mind the fact that we ee Ed Flandro > While constructive criticism is ithe chief function of this sheet and we do try to take a whack at feel about mud. Where ever mud the mediocre minds that infest this shows on someones shoes there Someone said at one time that where there is smoke there must be. fire and that is just how Oe Givielas Nowell. ~ Frank O’Brien WIS PERS: Jonas Milton Halton IngebretsenRichard Pollock Mardsen . Linden Crone The Bite of All Pedagogues is not Necesitily Fatal. OO TAG Frank James Milo Webb MUD. ON . CHIEF SWINE HERDERS = Gewans i: Glenn Olson — La a P. D. E. FRATERNITY “Pi Delta Epsilon, journalistic fraternity. The name tastes pretty good to us wielders of the almighty ‘hunt and peck’ system. We have variously been accused of being aloof and autocratic and that is most thoroughly a misnomer. All attributes accepted, with thanks, but: we object to the mis° nomer.’ : A learned campus wag has Aoclited that we are Pasine not at all for our. journalistic accomplishments, and gain standing purely by the personal prominence of our members. This organ will leave response to this tribute to the prominent members in question. Again we object to the misnomer. We are not defending ourselves as against attack. We would mercly explain to ‘the alleged ‘attacker’ that P. D: E. has constantly aimed to select for membership, students who have proved themselves in journalistic work. _ Our accomplishments have been many, varied and pleas: ant to ourselves. Disaster has threatened us at times but we have met it ‘seven at a blow.’ We believe we have a mission on the campus. We contend that the University pottage needs stirring and serving to the student body. If in the process, bits of enamel are knocked from esteemed serving NE , M. 7, 1928 VO The Utah Squeal is an. independent (damned independ~ ent), newspaper which doesn’t-give three grunts for nothing, ~nobody and no-place; and is published by the members of the ~Gamma Gamma Chapter of the National Journalistic Frater-nity; Pi Delta Epsilon when they feel so inclined. Reprint “in whole or part is eager ee 1928, by Pi Delta Epsilon Fraternity. SQUEAL, DECEMBER ee he Way Squeal THE UTAH | gags the Gammas are using since {their millions and most a thein, Shirts in great variety, white broadcloth, stripes and fan- * cies. Collar neckband rl girls have left town. .— a styles. attached and, . Holeproof, Phoenix, I nterwoven and Moneta brands. Hose in beautiful combina. tions of fancy colors. Up-to- the-Minute designs. |