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Show THE UTAH ROCKY MOUNTAIN MAGGOT EAVES! WELL LINE Ye Gods! Prexy! My Kingdom fora Weed! Just One Weed! ’ There is just one thing that this NOT advocate indiscriminate campus needs more than the sweet smoking on the campus. It mereof the W. C. T. U. ly asks why not a room set aside for the boys, and perhaps the girls, and that is tolerance in the matter to grapple with the weed and get of smoking on the campus. Ah, the sociability we all crave. Winthere we touch a vital spot. ter is here and where, oh where approbation It has been and is maintained that non-smoking is traditional ‘here. But how can non-smoking _ be-traditional when by ‘order of the it is enforced president?’ In other words, when is a tradition nota tradition? What is the idea of the University living under a curious regime of medival monasticism. | We wonder just what will be the outcome when the students move into the new ing. Will students do as they please Union Buildbe allowed to in the building _ that they have paid for or will the campus ruling be extended. to in- is the logic or the justice of hav- ing men cross the Tom: Where’ve Will: ya been for unmarked Talking to the girl at What'd No. she say? J’s and we understand that he is past, is still Bull in Still bellyaching ecriie kok to his strenuous season Peterson. tried to back his line of bull. ‘* Well, it took a lot of practice to get that “first time” effect, She (ranting in‘a tirade) : stairway between American Linen Supply Co. 6th South . LILILILILH IDI 9:30 and DIDI CID IOI OCI And. Shepherd man Ike Re had a perfect | Miecca of Salt Lake’s Billiard Fans Try your speeches out in front of a mirror sometimes and see how you react to them, Ikey. 1 FLILILILILIGID GIL gE AEE LE LY PLGLILILILILIL IL ILI LIP it -GENE’S LUNCHES P Sweethearts—and all others interested in & Paviers, Mothers, Sisters, | 6 UU” Students— SOFT DRINKS CIGARS Brothers, a e|Dy “Can’t be Beat” : ea “ 25 _In Connection CANDIES Basement 16532 South Main ot service is to be offered. & Band members by presenting their of 3:30 and 5:00 A. M. Sundays. Due to the high cost of foodstuffs this reduction can be granted only Ae ~ A “U" GIFT | =. ~Ss« Will Please Any Student | x Come and See Our Large Stock of APPROPRIATE GIFTS es: Greeks Try to Break Themselves Over Sniveling Useless Babes And by the way when OF OUR Surprise them \\j With your — ing. But in the usual Customers | Dundee served Mills you A ee approve of smoking in public? who women manner is the rankest kind of hypocracy. Hibbs Slothing Co. So. ae Be mit to their ranks girls who do © | use, we say that they are the big|gest bunch of damn liars that ever trod the halls of our institution. Amen. Green ecules Boys of Grafting - (Continued from page 1) -~|ings as gems of wisdom, we wonder why some one has not reveived ‘|the administrative boot long before our time. It is a known fact that with ea his altruistic motives and philan- What more need be said of one. so different wu ee hot numbers «pe : ty Ra syst at ete gaye age > MED Si Tn its 3 ON ee ON Lae NGI OM Se ee eM ee ee Wee ee ys peat There’ s No Squeal Coming from the : — ae EATS at “Ray & Harvey Cafe 10 EAST Ist SOUTH i ita a tie ete Bea AY RS JESKER STUDIO, you Lom by _ Fellow That | Zo 0 smoke? 3. Do whose practices are from his preachings. ga Woollen sororities recently. The queries were as follows: -1. Do any of you girls smoke? at. the ‘prey ~ of the once turned back a salary check to the university, feeling that he had done a noble thing. range now for your ap-. L£VE ono sent to each The hand-holding activities of They may be able to pull the our revered George Marshall have the whole damn Frosh class is not reached, this year, such an alarm- worth spending $85 on nor even wool over the eyes of Aunt Lucy ing stage that it is almost im- one tenth of that amount. The by signing a statement to the possible to find a girl who has Frosh class individually and -col- effect that they do not smoke but the courage to beard’the lion-in lectively are nothing but a bunch we hate to think what damn liars his den, of young upstarts who have out- they make of themselves by doAfter all these years, George, grown their three cornered pan- | ing so. don’t you think that a little vari- ties but still need them. Smoking is no crime and never ation of the old tactics would be ‘|will be but if for some reason appreciated, : And if the old pal is not back these fair coeds think that they Se oe again, sure thing old pal, old egg, must indulge themselves to the And while we think about it old bean, ‘old ‘potato, old boy. extent of flirting with the weed we are beginning to wonder just Anyway we appreciate the fact to sooth their nerves why in hell how many girls have been tickled that we are invited. down to the ‘should. they deny it. and at the to death this year by Johnny Dragon this year instead of same time denounce the habit. If these groups of women go Mac’s misplaced eyebrow. Let’ | Shay’ S. Always did like the on record as being opposed to the, see, there is Ma never mind Louvre atmosphere, world would make so pleasing a Christmas gift as.a recent photogtaph of yourself, Ar- padnngs was Don’t think that we object to women smoking, privately or publicly but we do object to having past that from a disinterested viewpoint the results obtained the women of this university who from this type of rushing will kill think that they are doing the any advantages gained by sewing smart thing, run around behind’ up men before those men can be the barn to pull heartily at a -gasper between classes and then pledged. deny it when they are confrontBut looking at the dite ae ed by our trusting Aunty. — a broader viewpoint we find that No “SpubaileiP: OTHING in all the pointment. which NO-- PHOTOGRAPH , Ss They Are Worth b a Lot More Utah are opposed to smoking. This statement was made from the reports of a. questionaire thropic ideals, Mr. Green has never a he We're Selling ’em | be- To the Soa. nine out of ten such rules are ignored and some of the houses are just rushing the answered that girls were not adthat they pants off about half the frosh class, mitted if it was oe in fact we have the reports that smoked, for the month of November one]. The answer to te third was of the gangs had a grocery bill unanimously NO. of $85 higher than for October. One group had the courage tb Now here is the trick. If these say that it did not think that ‘it gangs continue their illegal rush- was the business of the sorority ing at this time they are not only to decide whether its members going to work particular hardships should smoke. To those of us who ities to on themselves but they are going to develop the Frosh into thinking know the truth in the matter this 7 ae TUX’S It In answer to the first question take freshmen into their house because this constitutes illegal rush-. nine out of ten groups answered ee _ Booki NOBBY one halls ot our little school one begins to wonder if the Freshmen ore worth it. Now we are not griping because the thing has not: hit us yet but it seems that we will inevitably fall before the onsiaught of these high and Oo greenlings. Here is the whole ae in a nutshell. There isa ruling on this campus that.fraternites must not iS e | University at the Girls Durham Deny Reports late Wednesday afterniin from the office of the Dean of .Women show emphatically that women of the University of gins to hear the rumors that are passing so, frequently around the SQUEAL “PRICES in Hell Do and Then on this campus are getting to be. that free meals come just as a matter of course. Results of this kind have proved so disasterous in the Here it is almost the end of the quarter and there are a few of the dumb biddies still hanging around Dick Cosgrove. Usually they get wise about mid-term but this year’s, bunch seems to have no L sense at all. Alas, alas, and there is noone to tell them, = YOU Why | use of tobacco and refusing to ad- - | WON’T The student cards will at the close of the tour be granted a 2 per cent reduction on all meals served at the Cafeteria between the hours fee MALONE’S CANDYLAND 103 SOUTH MAIN By the northward then south then directly back to the campus. All necessary transportation arrangements are being made now and according to Mr. West of the it: pains us at times when we observe just how gullible the girls Malone’s Candy for Xmas ° Browne’s Billiards that we haven’t heard of as yet. All expenses are to be footed by Mr: Hull’s office. The exact itinerary of the trip has not been divulged to date but it is generally thought that it will be first to we seen our big manly coach get up and cheer like hell for a bas- If You Give Her a Choice Box of s good reason to base flute players. z| SHE WON'T “SQUEAL” St. damn right to call all us lilly livered boys who don't turn out for football, Rah, Rah boys but never in ketball game or anything else except his salary check. 10!! Oc as his career at the University have don’t you dare come to my room tonight at 55 University Hall on the third floor to the left of the - 33-36 East +. Our Say, you’re quite an ama- teur at kissing. She: Think so? We farnion the University of Utah with clean, sterilized continuous towels. ted for some Down with them cigarettes, gang, here comes Pete. EXPERIENCE It Pays to Keep Clean * solini of the Casaba and I guess it makes him feel good after a Street Car company only the finest classes because he lost three hundred dollars in wheat when he He: Pep BAND MAKES. FAATS LAY OUT WOMEN PROVE WHAT ARELL OF A "HEAPS OF DOLLARS.| ‘LIARS THEY ARE LOT OF NOISE FOR USELESS FROH doing a little fire building on the side to improve his standing. Glad to see it Joe, every little bit helps. a Ae But Not Much Masic _ Phi Pi Phi is paying five dollars a head for pledges this. year. The University Pep Band (No They have to do something to get wise cracks now) is making arthe actives to talfe an interest in rangements for an extensive fonthings. . Pledges at any cost cert trip to make up for this seawould 80.)_big over there. sons football trips that were omit- We see that the Gamma Sigs ‘have some fiew tied and dyed drapes over .to their house and we wonder about the Mayflower Apartments. the ways which are deep and dark Better get a little farther away and the methods so fearfully vile from the old homestead next time. that are employed in the “pit.” x sae Green, who is the only authority Our much respected Vadel able to forcast the future, interagain assumed the role of Muspret the present and recall the unguarded barrier of the campus. Certain it is that the socialibility, spirit, and good fellowship, prime requirements at this school, thrive in the company of good old bull and a mellow hod. Why not equally certain that the smoking brethern can have a dry corner into which to retreat, “Fom: Will: Joe Dooley seems to be making a hit as a taxi driver for the Chi finance or a flight in the realms of speculation by way of-the grain market? Seek out the oracle of the I. E. building, that famous authority on the lambs, bulls and bears of Wall Street, Professor Green, and get an earfull of the most astounding facts regarding rules, Certain it is that the foul smoke is bound to drift over the 7, 1928 PERSONAL How about a little fing in high Certain it is that none are prevented from tampering with the naughty weed under the present the cigar counter. hours? Still Thinks That the Guise of Advise Goes Over boundary of the firing line to puff a gasper in abject miseryP- clude the only sanctum of the classworn seeker after knowledge? even though it is but the celler of Understand, this sheet does the furnace room? the last two Green SQUEAL, DECEMBER GIFTS THAT ARE PRACTIBLE AND LIKABLE Pajamas | Golf Hose Dress Shirts Felt Slippers Dress or Motor Gloves. Imported Silk Mufflers’ Initialed Handkechiefs Mocha or Buckskin Gloves. Belts Garters Cuff Links - Suspenders Silk Sport Belts Soft Collar Pins Lisle or Silk Hose Linen Handkerchief Gifts for Men from a Man’s Store PpHERE'S a Sackett of good, pure milk behind. the glorious health and vigor “of the knows modern that products our girl. She pure dairy will equip for: the great game her best of life. Clover Leaf Dairy Was. 2177. 159 W- Ist So. © ~ |