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Show I LIFE'S I UTTLE f 1 JESTS SHE HOPED SO Little Lucy bad been to see cousins cross the way; when leaving the bouse she suddenly noticed a picture of two angels hanelng on the wall. "Do all angels wear white clothes?" he asked ber aunt, who was seeing ber oct Tea," vh the reply. "Well," said little Lucy, "1 hope they've a better laundry In heaven than we send our things to I" Tired ef the Job Angry (would-be) Diner Too pay your waiters here, don't youT Restaurant Proprietor Of course we do I Angry Diner Well, then pay me my half day's wages, I'm tired of waiting and am going to quit. JUST NATURALLY HARD "Gee, wlfie, but this cake of yours is hard. I can't dent it." "That doesnt surprise me it's marble mar-ble cake, dear." 1 Intellectual Economy Economy of thought and word la constantly on view. The old Idea may be beard And seem as good as new. Usually the Revert "That fellow must have an oldfash-loned oldfash-loned wife," remarked the druggist "What makes you think that?" asked the soda Jerker. "He wanted a tonic that would give him a better appetite," replied the druggist No Chance "Well," said a friend, meeting a man whose wife had been sick. I hear your wife is on the mend." "Yes" growled the man, "the doctor's doc-tor's got her on the mend, but I don't expect her to do any mending after she is well again." Telescope Needed He Another new dress J She I can hardly bear to see the old one. He 1 can hardly see the new one. CONDITIONS RIGHT W" She 1 hate yon I He I have an absolute contempt for you I Krlend Hadn't you two better get married then? Poor Greasing Out ctly cousin on the farm Thinks Joy from life has gone-He gone-He greased the wagon all except Tbe things the wheels turn on. Aha I "Tell me what you eat," snld a soda-counter soda-counter philosopher In a loud voice, "und I'll tell you what you are." "Countermand my order for shrimp m I ml," piped up a little man a few stools down. Washington Letter. Aa Expensive Luxury . Neverwed Ooesii't a daughter In your family add greatly to your expenses? ex-penses? Longwed It didn't amount to so much until she went Into business In order to become self-supporting. Might Have Been Worse Mr. Justwed Yes, I'm terribly angry. an-gry. I merely criticized the biscuits F.ihcl made and she hit me with one of them. Ills Mother-ln-l.aw Foolish boy; you got off easy. Her father ate one of my first batch. From Distance Mrs. Hampton Why, how oddl There got'8 Mr. Hoi lo way leading horse down the street Mr. Mnniplon. Horse, nothing. That's llollrway In his new fur pony coat Good Reason Miss Ou'iisii Why did yon leave your last boarding place? Jim Skipper Persistent Inqulsitlve-ness Inqulsitlve-ness of tbe boarding lady. She continually con-tinually kept nskin' me. "When are you gonna pay your hoard? . Over-Exertioa 311s Wife- - Sit up nu' beat them rujrs. You're dune nothln' all day but to doze In thul chnlr. Newt NevprsweHt I know It. but I've been dretunln' I was shovelln .-unl an' It's clonn done nie up. |