Show T Y u r i i I Married Mans Man s Number J T a man marries nowadays s his bachelor WHEN WIlEN vy friends seem to fancy that he does does- does lt it just In order to be e eccentric No dearie deane not all the nice men are aro married but mo most moat t of thc the married men are aro so NICE A wife takes the kinks out of ot a man puts on his disposition and gives his grouches a chance to work themselves ot off outwardly instead of going going- into his B system Stem Tho great advantage in being married to one man Is Js that all the others Immediately feel teel that they can come to your dinner parties and pay you OU those delicate little attentions with perfect safet safety Some woman-hater woman has offered d statistics to prove that the average bachelor of tort forty Is 15 better preserved than the average married man of at the the same Bamo age Yes jud judging inS inS' from appearances alcohol must be a a. splendid preservative A husband is not a dispensation of Providence but an OPPORTUNITY ITY and any woman who sits back calmly and accepts him as Is without at attempting attempting at- at tempting to put any Improvements on him Is not making good on her job If It married men would 1 tell their wives that half of t their expenses which they keep to themselves themselves themselves them them- selves instead of ot the half hall they usually recount those long dull evenings e en famine would bo be considerably enlivened Good husbands Thousands of ot them but thom but sh h. h Dont Don't tell anybody because if It an any man really suspected suspected sus sue that he were ero good he hc would go out immediately imme and do something to correct the Impression Married flirts are tho the privateers privateers- Ot of the love lo game I |