| Show Ii I I Th The Merry l r Side Side ot Life t DV DY JOSEPH JOSEP WALLACE ALI 1 l t m m f m m m tERES tERE'S ERES ERE'S something startling I zd said paid to Trixie to today calling r t her attention to a a. newspaper tI story tor Woman roman Wants ants 1 i a Year rear Alimony From v J Husband Says Sars She Cant Can't t I Live Ll on re Less s. s What hat do you rou hs I think of that S I I 1 dont don't blame her liar at l all 1 5 replied disregarding 1 SS the uproar In the rear of oC the thes s when two lC regular ua J almost to tc customers camo canio blows over o the possession of or the last French roll on the tho table Any An woman who asks hor her meal ticket for a a. year car and gets gels a away a J with It deserves a private key to the Mint Sumo Some women ar are e educated how to spend money After long years of fighting tho the Beef Bce Trust and right on d the minute landlords with Hubby's Hubbs ordinary salary they make every cent give a goo good account of or itself and if someone should hand them a n. bank banI roll rollone In one bunch the they are arc apt to make make- a a. bee beo line for time tho nearest bank and salt the time sugar awa away The They are used to doping out financial puzzles that wo would send a 3 banker to the tho worry ward and Hubby passes j jover over o his pa pay envelope without ever c breaking tho the seal H He hasn't a a. chance in the world when It comes cornea to a mone money argument with a wife who ho never spends s 4 a n. nickel all at it once But the thc girl irl of toda today is 13 dif dif- ferent Spending not saving Is her long suit Turn j her hor loose In a department store with real money in her pocketbook and when she gets through shell she'll have to borrow car faro fare to ride home home lI Heres Here's res something Remember that little doll that used t to j j sit at your our table tho the one with the violet eyes who 4 I I I said you ought to furnish a diagram with your our new j Jokes 1 Well ell she used to work In that big building i across acoss the street as a Itc key puncher and from what I u understand all she got was twelve per I got ot the wire from a Certain Party what knows her boss On that twelve per she supported three kid Idd sisters J her mother and herself and an you OU know kno she always look looked d as ns if she stepped d out of a front window Some financing eh eli One da day she was Introduced i ito to a fellow fallow with Millionaire In m front of his name I got It from the time Inside that he lie used to live on nine cents a da day so 90 I took this doll aside and gave gao her I a n. heart to heart talk ta telling her to bo be careful be- be be 1 fore tore sho shio took the time fatal plunge but she married him Just the tIme same To make a Ion long story longer t still the hone honeymoon moon was hardly over when she- she got A busy with his bank roll ron and started In to keep koep a ap dozen Jewelers and dressmakers working overtime o Sh Shi bought ought six Joy 30 wagons andou and and You ou nee need not go any further I interrupted 3 trying to light ht one ono of ot the time restaurant perfectos II I Ican If can surmise the rest It was only a question of Do a afew a. a I Itow few tow months when he lie secured a divorce on account of her wilful extravagance and she is In the theoffice theoffice office across tIme the street pla playing a a. staccato ccato obbligato j jon Ol CI on the time typewriter eh eli j No Xo that's the funny part palt a. a l re n d whiles I a diner with n a a. superabundance of oC f nerve At A asked the 3 j proprietor tor if the fresh sen n co-n corned ll beef had seen j 3 Ice In the tue WI with Spain throwing moner morleY money t around aroun like grass grams 5 and he says Has lies he's h s 's having ha the tIme 1 time lime of ot his imis life liCe After Atter the vice vic president has discussed every subject sub leet from the aurora to the day a of Judg- Judg ment It Is likely that he ime will ill subside and enjoy th the the- his mighty mIght office 1 |
