Show The Merry Side of Life BY JOSEPH ALI CE 1 9 r r rID ID tD you ou see that newspaper story about tho the girl who received a bequest of or OOOO from an el elderly elderly el- el DI lb derly man whom she hc had befriended befriended be be- d 1 1 I Trl lc to to- to day dayNo No o I did not noto sti she ie replied led ledwith with some degree of vexation vexatIon while a a. ner nervy y diner at one 01 ot of the he tables asked the proprietor if it he over eYer tried tiled to to sh sharpen n. n a on One one of r the restaurants restaurant's rants rant's tender steaks steaks- I 1 have hoe all i 1 can do to hold down my myS S job hero here without bothering bothering- with those screams But theres there's nothing wonderful wonderful wonderful won won- In that talc S Some mc night when Im I'm ort oft duty come conic d to tho the h house use and Ill I'll loosen up a couple of stories that will make y you U sit and up take notice And I 1 wont won't say a word either cither If It you OU abs mindedly absent Invest in a swell box X of f candy and bring it along Wh Why wo we had a girl here not long ago who sho was as the personification of ot- ot courtesy courtes according according- t to that high brow who sits at t your our table and puts puts' away awa four plates of or ham and b bans ans over every morning C for Cl l an appetizer No o matter mattor whether h you sou came to 0 Ute life with a a. tip or not DoUle Dolhie was always on d dock deck ck with witha a happy smile On Ono One old fellow at her table tallie was as the limit Hed He'd get et an anybody's body's goat He never let goof go 0 goof of a nickel without a struggle and tho tim only tip he ever loosened up was one on the we weather ther But Bud Dollie didn't care She gave ga him a sunny nunny smile 01 0 every time ho h came camo in although lie he Wa was forever putting everybody the on pan ran He lie couldn't see soe me meat meat meat at all aU and ho he had the nerve to ask tho the boss one da day where I bought m my beautiful hair Why Wh one afternoon Just to give you ou an instance he looked up at nt that srn on the theall wall all Everything I is Fresh in This Thi and he lie said to Dollie Does Doets that include hc ho waitresses and tho the huffy hurry cashier But nut tho the roast passed over o her head and she n never over overcame came back The Tho limit came one da day after acter he had been missing g for a couple of or weeks when a lawyer Jor came in and told Dollie Dolhie Just as if ho were ordering I a a. roast beef tender that Mr Glum had cashed Inand Inand in inand and left her a ton of or money Just because she size was was was' courteous Can you ou beat it And AId hero here I am passing passIng passIng pass pass- pass pass- Ing sympathy and smiles out In handfuls fox for twelve e h hours urs a alia day She's got a hundred fellows now flow shadowing her for tor the coin but she waltzes through life lite with tho the samo name old sweet smile and never n ver makes maltes the least attempt to sport any swell clothes strange I Interrupted gazing at her In astonishment while tho the proprietor reminded a anew anew anew new customer who wa was making alarming inroads Into the sugar that sweets are not good for the human s system I r was under the Impression that women dressed to please men The They used to replied Trixie But nowadays women dress to please themselves and worry other women omen I 1 |