Salt Lake Herald-Republican | 1913-05-21 | Page 14 | Domestic Dialogues

1 Domestic Dialogues I i SY BY ALMA WOODWARD AnD I 4 J I j. j Cop Copyright rl ht 1313 3 by Publishers TilE THE Mrs Ir White sitting Bitting In a n. rocking cbs f t ts laky laky- ing InE Willie aged 8 S. S whose length of ot limb proclaims him past tho cuddling age Mr White enters enter MR WHITE taking In the picture picture tho matter Is ho he sick x Mrs W W. Yo Ignoring the question Well WelI Well I certainly certainly car car- am glad you got home Ive I've bees In such an upset con condition ever sinco 2 rv X-Vo X almost gonG gone out of or my mind Mr V. V W. W sternly sternly Now Now ow yo you stop atop drives g and rd get down to to- facts What's the tho matter matterY Mrs Mm W. W clasping Willie close close Ob Ob b. I Just UkA you 1 Not a a. spark of ot reeling feeling J Well Wall whatever happens to him can be laid t door Mr r. r White tense with anger anzer approaches m the Intention of ot t taking taking- Willie Mrs W. W coldly coldly Dont Don't Dont como come near Th nt childs child's in a hysterical condition Hes He's been enough toda today But Just let me mo say aay this fint You wore were the tho ono one who made him go to school weren't you 1 I 1 wanted to Bond send him to toi tes I private school dl di didn't nt I 11 In fact I pleaded d sa c. fought for tor h having L him sent to a a. private ach ached o didn't I And you said sald No my sons son's going to tot bi educated with the people No snobs In miner Didn't you ou Mr W. W gravely I I certainly did Mrs irs W. W with vicious satisfaction Ha Ha That That's all I wanted you to acknowledge Now Willis darling tell your FATHER what happened to yoa yo today toay in PUBLIC Willie with surprising alacrity The The doctor octo come como around Mr W W. gently gentl The Tho doctor Yes Tea Well Willie Willio indignantly An An he us Mr r. r W. W calmly calmly That's nice Mrs W. W shrilly What shrilly What Have a a. doctor dOtor wk WhO examines hundreds of ot other children examine s cut cur Willie WHile Mr W. W coldly I coldly I Imagine th that Lt I if he ha confine his examinations to our Willie Willio lila hi opinion woul b be worth much nuch And besides besides besides- Mrs Irs W. W interrupting hotly hotly hoUy Willie darling tell taU your father HOW the tho doctor examined you dear deu Willie reveling reveling- in woo He woo He come In an on l ba b. stood b by liy the window an we all had to mar march h roud In a line lino an walk in front uv him Mm an an when w walked in front uv ur him ho copp copped d us An an held beld TJI 11 I in front av iv him an an us An he pullet our eyelids our eyes ayes an looked Into e ea an a n an Mr W. W sternly OFF sternlY OFF of ot your eyes Mrs W W. angrily oh angrily Oh dont don't be so particular Ho lie means pulled them DOWN DON of or course courso Willie to give him strength to continue Go 00 on ODo darling 5 Willie tule renewing his distress An An then he fl our necks a fierce pinch an that made our mouth montia fly rl open an then thon ho shoved a a. stick all covered with cracked glass or In our mouths mouth LU 11 a our tongue Mrs W W. breathlessly Now breathlesslY Now What do TO roll think of or THAT Mr White Theres There's your PUBLIC school for you out Mr W W. Impatiently o oh Oh what's he about 11 could a a. stick be covered with cracked glass flass Willie resentfully Well It what scratched an Ie glass scratches An he ho