| Show I J D Domestic c Dialogues D. D la I q SY DY ALMA L A WOODWARD RD f r 1 T Copyright ht 1 il 1515 13 bj by the Press T company the tho IW York ork World JUST DREAMS n r u I Il vj ur nj nv now II 5 me LIV re LW rushing tho the seasons nowadays Women begin to wear weal straw hats hilts the first of oC February and felt Celt ones in August And ito no iio one ono thinks they're crazy except tho the men Mr G. G Yes G. they're beginning to tend me summer hotel circulars and booklets already Willie from behind a n. Wll erne I of or orma ma mashed hed potatoes potatoes Gee I wish h it uz summer now Mr Ir G G. Well I d dont nt Mrs G. G O.-I O. I h hate te summer Willie injured You It don't dont male make a ano no difference to you you you-you you d dont don't nt have havo to togo togo togo go to school I Mr Ir G G. sternly sternly Some Some Some day dam you'll youil thank your our parents for Cor ln ha having Insisted on giving you OU a n good education But I dont don't wish to so go Into that now What I Iwas Iwas Iwas was going to 81 say bay was wab this thia Weve We've had prett pretty poor luck with summer hotels tho the last few seasons ha ent we Mrs G. G Oli Oh feelingly Oh That West elSt Ua Bay House last summer was was' the tho o J worst ever eyer Willie eagerly Yeli Yeh The They mado made chicken soup out uv pigs' pigs feet an and amid then themi the they mado made sweetbread patties out uv cm em cm afterward Thc The Chief chef 0 m. m me inc wh whim when n I give J e him one ono uv U pop Jop cigars that got b brol broke oke e. e Mr ole G. G gravely All raeh And I dare 5 say that that wasn't the most grievous fault the tho place had So I wits was going to suggest that Instead of gO going lIwa away this summer summer sum sum- mer we wo sta stay in Jn n time the city and and and- Mrs oil G Interrupting Oh papa you jou OU wouldn't have us in lii the city all summer would you ou Willie whining Aw whining Aw sa say pop tho tIme I sl sidewalks sidewalk's too blamed hot to lo PIll play on Mv Mr 11 G. G pompously Kow v It if you two will let me finish what I have lia to say samI sam sa- I J have figured it out and amid I have found lIat hat hiat with v. tho the excess money n wo 0 spend In iii the summer added to a little I have laid aside wo we would bo able to bu buy bus one of or the cheaper makes of or automobiles an and go So out each week That would woul us th tho needed l change chanSe of or air air We could see Bee the time country and at th the Same simo timp wo we would get Ct sufficient recreation ti tion on Willie Oh Jubilantly Oh bully Mrs lr G. G G. G Oh papa aia wasn't v It sweet of ot oto you jou o to think of ot that I Mr G One G.-One One of t th the cheaper cars car wilt do doer er very welL weli It ma may not look as ns costly or or bo boo as as hea heavy but It'll climb hll hillsand hills hills- s an and that's t more Important 4 Willie sue suc succinctly Geol Yuh get hol hot lerel hered at In this neighborhood If It yuh got one ono uv U them cars All tho the kids know v em cam a It mlle mile away an an timer they got Sot a conc college college- yell ell about em em They aint got sot no re rc rc-J rc sped for cm at all Mr r. r G G. G cO coldly l Really r Mrs Irs G. G Impatiently Willie keep quiet Mamma wants ts to speak Cha Charley lc Lisson to 0 rite me ne I was vas speaking to Josephine tho the other day la You J know they thep had bad one omme of those cheap machines s' s stor for tor two years and d now they've got ft a a. 2200 ono one and m sho shio says never let anone anone any an- anyone an one persuade you Into buying one of or those In Inexpensive cars there cars they're often otten lemons Willie definitely Sure Sure they are are- areA arek Dont Don't I know Mr G G. angrily Well I must sa say sampY my family Is pre pretty well posted on the question fir Mrs Irs G. G meekly Well Charley Chancy I Iwas IJ Was only from thi tha u standpoint you ou know kno Tiie Sl say when when you get ready to sel sell one of It those cheap cars OU you g gotta tta let em cm go for crap scrap Iron almost and anti one ono of or the thc Soo good ones yo you youcan can- can Willie Say Sa Say pop you rou cant can't do Jo no JO Joy rl lu with them thorn light timings things i They'll go aim an tip on yuhl uhl Mr G G. G gathering Ire Ire Indeed Indeed Mrs Irs G G G. dreamily And dreamily And the thoughts Just juat camo to me that a as long tong as wa we ARE buying a a car we ought to get et a ft chassis that will take a limousine bod body bodi 0 In tho the winter for winter for m my shopping you know and tho the theatre Ita J so convenient convenient con con- on- on 4 Mr fr G. G severely Now Xo Now the time whole I family will please wako rako up From Irom tho state of oC my finances at the present mo moment f. f mont moat I would be bo Just about able to buy tho funnel that you ou use liSt to pour the tho gasoline in If It you OU two had stayed upon the ground Instead of ot Indulging J In aerial pipe dreams re 1118 the chances aro arR arp wed we'd have h ha had some kind of ot a n J this summer but html when you begin Jo to o I talk of ot thousand dollar ours carat etc vh why Its It's nit nil off otto ALL OFF Do Y you iu 1 understand md me lne Willie graphically lh as S he leaves th h room room Here there you ou Watch your our step 1 |
