Salt Lake Herald-Republican | 1913-05-18 | Page 34 | Why Grouches Are Futile

I 4 J. J I I Why Grouches Are Futile j I to the With the v I t- t t unconscious of oC his own o l 1 I shortcomings the with Man the Grouch lectured hI his favor ta favorite ite Re nephew at nt breakfast theother the tho tJ other morning Theres Theros no reason realon why win you vou should b be BO so glum Ium he lie c corn com m- m Its Iti springtime young Youve You've got a 3 balance In the tho bank V Yet In spite of ot these Inspiring inspirIng ing facts you ou come down to breakfast with the air of oC an anI undertaker nn and drink your our I coffee as ns I If t It were ere poison r MI ft abou h t Have o you ever er h ear d me tilt tile Sicilian on story O UI n St. St Peters grouch No o o. o I haven't said sall the Nephew and nd his tone ton Implied that he lie didn't care to hear It It W WAhl ell ll Ill I'll clI you ou about It It continued d the el ci elder el- el der It shows the futility of oC grouches In genera general and your own in particular had grouch In Para It ti that St. St Po Peter tel A a. dive dise The Lord tool took h him n to task about It It I Sec here Peter He lIe said this Is Paradise wh where f Jp everybody e Is blessed biased 1 and happy happ Why arent you Well Ven sai said ahl Peter I r r. r cant can't h be he happy pp aa 38 I Ion long G as rn my poor Ioor old oW mother moth moth- er IB is In iii th the theOther theOther L- L Other Place Very t well veil the Lord wen well have ha her hel herip II ip he hero In or or- v let r i iJ that you yo J nay na bo be o per- per 7 foully happy 4 X So Michael vas vas d dispatched I jo 0 the Infernal I r regions e Ion s to tc bring the old up tip to paradise lie He 1 0 found nd I l her cr In tho th t the It e r l' m in most oat ln fj 3 THE KICKED BD 1 O ONi 01 OK d a n a J I p- p pP P t Ii h s a WAS AS THROWN OFF J J J 1 1 0 i r e C ii y her straight Picked il her up liP prepared to soar with wilh into Paradise hold or of Soma ot r the lost Jost souls hoi hor with Ith went vent up UI v Pete Peters Peter's l' l and mother as she arO die dis- dis but But the c old olo woman was tas not only kicked until one OTIC oner agreeable and she sho he struggled and of r f them was wa thrown off orf 1 lost 30 Ofus of or Michael As As 9 th the lost soul fell Cell away his us Po power cr and dropped back a Another Then Pc Peters Peter's er 3 oth mother J shook hook hert herm lf free ree or f oth a JJ I soul ul her farther little tittle i r Had and brick back n a sh Silt and anI l dropped So soul sour after soul wa Wll cas r shaken haJen Si OJ oi It tt Wf went vent nl on as the they woman When len kicked off ocr old ohl wom b by tim till cross cros h and the theold theold hn mad J all I boon been bee served in this wo way Michael an old Id back again hero tho they had started I 1 th without J An had to go back to Paradise tnt i J I 4