Salt Lake Herald-Republican | 1913-05-07 | Page 10 | How Many Baseball Nuts There Are! Perhaps the Bughouse Gate's Ajar

How Many Baseball Nuts There Are Perhaps the Bughouse Gates Gate's Ajar AJai C cy Wl T-rA T 4 cV S ki 4 itt f M IL 11 I I cE t I Di Jones Bill Jones while hie in his infancy was tended by a careless nurse who dropped hint him hn of a n T Tuesday noon you ou heard his lIES papa papa curse The Tho walk was wn hard Whore Bm hilt it It put a dent In Willies Willie's f n th they y showed him to th the faintly d doc c Your Tour child is off his nut he said sad ot Ab Ah winit- winit Ah mc me true truc- poor Willies Willie's s nut was badly injured b by the hc t tan fall th but out his niB they y tried ried all aU kinds of ot measures I tank think k wouldn't work at atall I all Smal nl grew rew an and 1 always alwa's 1 V ore r nf 1 foolish oll h look upon pon his lU mug Today To- To I day lila hi folka Is Es bo bowed ed el l In iii Brief tor for Willie HUe IZ laa b baseball se bug buff buG I Oh 01 somewhere other little boys bos are cared b by maids 10 who ho didn't think who drop them on their darling beans and put their brains upon tho blink Thc They too grow up with wih vacant stares with wih and amid 1 wits with minds sill silly 1 grins g an scanty wih much duller duler than the rule an and Intellects upon the fritz And nt nd when at lat last at atman's atman's atman's mans man's estate arrive these sickly minded the they all al come ome to the samo sad satI end too ba bad 1 too bad they're thero baseball nuts But Dut still we wo think l were we're rather glad wo Vt also alao had a nursie nurle who once let us m I Jilt hit hi tho the walk a crack Yes were we're a baseball al booby bOo too