Show i- i J 1 Hit or Miss lJ y The Smoke Nuisance 1 P. P J. J Moran our estimable antI and f 1 amiable city contractor Is using n n. steam shovel in fn excavating for the thc 1 now Walker 1 Bros Dros bank building building- vs Ne item Hem Smoke Smoke Smoke It teems and it Jt It rumbles and rears Y You ou cough couSh and you sneeze Y You ou choke and you jOU ou wheeze Your throat feels like an also also ral But why should it worry p. p Moran 1 n Soot Soot Soot I It t Palls falls like dew JAnd J A And nd you ou wonder wh why you ou Should look like lice a stoker Or a knight of ot the poker Y You U feel as Sm smoked ked a ham as a well wc curd e Just charge it to P P. P Moran loran F Smut Smut Smut Your collar is black And your our cuffs tufts alack The They look like thunder An And it makes maJ you rou wonder hy hy the an laic excellent plan plan plan- Shouldn't t be applied to P. P Moran l Dust Dist Dust Dust Your eyes ees are bad And your heart Is sad sad- ad The Tho air is thick And you grumble and kick The steam shovel smokes as hard hand ai at it can For its it's coining dollars for P P. Moran Law Law Law Its It's made for COl a few ferry 1 And that that m means ans YOU I Often used as as a a. club I A Aye c c theres there's the rub It may control the average man But It takes to the woods when it meets Moran Smoke Smoke You mu must t lament Or even give vent To co words harp sharp and terse Oh worse still in verse The smoke will remain as long as itcan it itcan itcan can B But t It all depends upon P. P Moran Dirt Dirt Dirt You may map splutter and cry o 0 And fear you'll die You may maj- swear and fume Cume v 5 Till the file crack of oC doom For theres there's been no power since tho the world began bes-an LII Like e that in Salt Lake of ot P P. P Moran t Is there an any reason wh why p the mayor and cH city council of ot Salt Lake should not take steps to abate tho the Moran smoke e nuisance Ye Yes What is it Being tho mayor and city council Pat sees to it that his right hand never learns what his left hand is doing Y f 1 lY T TJ- TJ V Si Sam Barlow Badow is said to be bo a a. candidate candidate candi- candi k date for chief of ot police pollee under the new fl elt city administration and agrees to give She nn any sort of ot administration of the police police po po- t lice Jice department desired Que Query 1 Ii Barlow should bo named chief o of police po- po lice lico is thero there any reason why the election elec elec- elec- elec election j tion lion of ot November should not be de- de 11 11 7 rao u un Is an attempt to get s-et Salt Lake taxes reduced to where they ought to tob tobe tobe b be considered a a. J knock on the city or merely a boost to get set Salt Lake Lahe to the place where real effective boosting could be done The postal savings sayings banks are not considered Teall really a success by the thc impecunious impecunious im Im- inasmuch as as It Itis is is just lust s as as difficult to get a loan without security as it is from rom the ordinary bank w 4 Postmaster General Hitchcock wants an appropriation from rom Congress to be expended in experimenting upon aerial mall mail route or upon other sim sini- similar similar ilar liar devices deices We e trust that our comely comely come come- J ly master of the malls will make no personal experiments he is too handsome handsome handsome hand hand- some an and too capable an official to tobe tobe tobe be lost through a defective airship The birdman who ho drowned himself in the English channel was singularly lacking Jackins- in the tile pi prIde Ida of ot vocation Ho could easU easily have hae killed himself while doing a spiral glide or a loop the or some other aeronautical nonsense and avoided placing the beneficiaries in any danger of ot being unable to collect collect col col- lect his life insurance t Although h it is true Clarice dance that an aeronaut is one who goes up UD in the theair theair air it is also true that one who goes up in n the tho air is not necessarily an aeronaut Did you ever ask your husband for a 50 hat when he had but 10 and W w i lS is figuring fIs on spending spendIng spending spend spend- ing that for a new pipe |