Salt Lake Herald-Republican | 1911-11-28 | Page 10 | Football Limericks

Football Limericks BY WILLIAM WILLIA I F. F KIRK Copyright 1911 l ll National News As As- There was 3 a young fullback named White His Ills heart when hen his team won was light His landlady's wheeze On occasions like these Was as time the fullback came last night s There was also a center Malarkey Who ho was vas hurt b by a plunging line darkly darkey p M My 1 goodness h lie said After viewing his headId headId headid head Id like to trade ears with Tom t c J A tackle whose who name na o oas was as ONeill O'Neill O A Ath Mth th a back bacle like lIIa an automobile Threw w his foes toes to the ground And sj mc them around Till rill the they Joo looked ed like a a table meal l c c cA A halfback whose name doesn't matter malter Was mangled led anti and torn to a tater He Ho awoke the next week But all he lie could shriek Was Tell us UJ the tho name of ot the batter latter I