Show r In the Matrimonial Sea i I r i i i i I I r t 14 J r j I i hy r Ji S Sc ii u i-u- S' S e c r w r p c v 2 14 r pa- pa i j J oo f kY 1 I 1 i J. J S f ir 4 5 i. i m mf i. i L S IV S A DIGGING JUB JOB HE heaps of r rubbish left b h bV the T THE workmen who ho had bulk built Mr rHalls r. r Halls Hall's house w were x a a a source 0 of ot constant con con- stant annoyance cc to Mrs Mrs Hall the they were unsightly l p and S she 10 W was s most eager cage r to have them have them removed remo We Ve re cant can't have them carted away way she sai said 1 aJmo almost t dally daily to her hu husband band for tor weve we've already spent sP more mol than we can afford a and d it would be bo impossible sible albie to burn such a mass ma One Ono night on his his return from Crom Mr Hall found Cound his his- wife iCe smiling a and ld cheerful S Ive 1 thought it all o out lt H Herbert You must dig a i hole You can do it nights arid and mornings Mr n a an inarticulate te sound which his wife In her ov on way 8 Why hy you ou have lots Jots of time h e An And arent aren't there Saturday afternoons Mr Hall sal said he lie supposed that th thiro ro were Yes Ye there mu must t be Sat Saturday afternoons he felt Cell s sr sure r of it Yen Well that part is is' iss is's s settled said al Mrs Hall all you youve you've O got to d do is 15 o ahead nhea and dig Yes said Mr 11 Hall but hut there is isone isone isone one thing you yuu h haven't thought of or I Ishall Ishall shall shaH dig out a lot lot lot-a ot a pile of or dirt as big as the pile of or rubbish What arc we g going to do with that Oh Oh M Mr Mr Hall concluded happily you OU can mako make the tho hole big lg enough to hold b both th the rubbish an and the dirt dirt dirt- Youths Youth's Companion nion e v S The Chinese army advisory aj b rd is planning planning- a te survey of oC the tho e en entire ep- ep 1 tire empire for general as well as military mill mili tar tary purpose purposes purpose I lo A STAKE EIl E. E It Il is a great mistake for a iii man manto manto an anto to pretend to bo be borich rich Have you OU tried I It t 7 Yes I thought m my pose would 8 secure C me invitations In ILL lu society All Mi it brought was wa a R. bunch of or Black tack Hand 1 iL- iL tots tors Was Wash Wash- a s h- h Star Mar Mamma nia na heres here's heresa hercsa a word 1 dont don't understand d What ha t dons mean I Let t mo me look at atit atit atit it Bobby Vh Why that Isn't that Is oleaginous It mea means n o 0 oily 11 II j a smooth moo t h. h No Xo won wonder er m my ton tongue ue slipped on onIt it Je It- Chi Chicago c ago Tribune LS THE DILl BuLL An Ait enterprising Georgia merchant has this a advertisement adver adver- ver- ver f over his place of or business business- G General Commission Com Corn mission Merchant ari and Undertaking Automobiles an and Funerals on the Installment instalment plan In Need of or Either Bither or Both Doth Call on me me me-At- At lanta t tion Ion On the tho left is Miss Katherine Force sister of ot Mrs John Jacob Astor Astol In tho tIm center Is William Vincent Astor and on the ri right ht Mf Miss Mis s Margaret Andrews Andrew Young VIllIam William Wil Wil- liam Vincent Astor whose reported engagement to Miss l Margaret argaret Andrews Andrws a member of the Newport smart set has 1118 been denied l Is Js the ti-ie most moat watched closely watched bo boy In America toila lie He I is the prospective heir to a fortune estimated at and and- andIs Is regarded as tho the best catch th in tho m matrimonial sea Twice within the past six months young young- Astor has ha en reported engaged ed the first time It was said to be 1 For Force c sIster of his fathers father's bride A few days dayn a ago o his name caine was linked with that of oC Miss Andrews Androws |