| Show THE TIlE LOST FOUND DR 1 It PAUL president prest- prest LI dent ent of or the Chicago Anti Gam hUng bUng league was discussing his suit for Cor against a noted speculator Speculators of this t type pe said Mr 11 are aro so wedded to gal gambling gain gam bling that th they y see no harm In tho the practice The They deem their pernicious doings to bo be work work ork helpful to the community like baking bre bread td or building houses In their blindness to I their own shortcomings they remind mo mc of oC Billings Billing Billings snowed up b by a a. in a countr country town sal said reproachfully reproachfully reproach reproach- tuB fully t to oito ono one waiter walter l in Iii the tho places place's restaurant restaurant res res- Look here waiter Ive I've just found this suspender button in my soup soup- The Tho waiter hurried forward beaming beam beam- Ing Oh thank you ou sir ho said 1 I 1 couldn't imagine what had become of or it it It ItI I J a TA r I A Mothers Mother's Dilemma r I Iy y By WI WINIFRED BLACKA BLACK BLACIC BLACK BLACK- BLACKA FRIEND o of mine has lias a son son son-a a A handsome son a R. clever s son i an nm ambitious son a good son My 1 friend is poor and m my friends friend's ten s 's s sister st l lIs is rich All AH th these se years my friend has worked and pinched and saved to get gether gether her boy through school with decent clothes and not too man many economies economics before the rest of or the fellows Now that hes he's graduated he lie wants to enter an ni architects architect's office The architect wants the bo boy and tho the bo boy thinks s hell he'll like the tho profession proCession and it wont won't be long If It all goes as it should go before the boy is earning a dollar or two and soon t-oon hell he'll be bo helping the tho mother who has helped him so long Good news news news-Isn't isn't It But Hut here coms the mothers mother's rich sister 4 She's a clever er sister and a beautiful sister and a er very ery well to o sister lIster All these years ears she has lias let the boys boy's mother r struggle on alone but now that the thc bo boy Is well grown and good gooel looking and amid promising the rich sister ot of r ry friend sa says I 1 will send en him to college nu Ano sue wants the bo boy to visit h her herIn r In the city where tho the university is and she s says ys she sh will get his clothes pa pay his dues If Ir he is selected for Cor a n nood good fraternity and do all the time honors hOllors He He can make malc his wa way ay in the tho world sa says m my frIends frIend's rich sister ster and he must be started right Nobody can canever canever canever ever hope to be anything without a college education And m my friend doesn't know what to do The Tho i boy bor sa Says 8 Whatever you ou say mother mother- mother and ani lets It lt go at that though it is easy to see seo that he Is no student I and anu doesn't t care a straw for or college in an any wa way at all nU I J I know what I l W would 1 1 say s. I would sa say with all the politeness and all aU the sincere sincera gratitude in the tho world Xo No thank you ou sister bister My M- iy boy is hs not riot ambitious am- am socially he ho couldn't keep leep up wIth the college set after h he liC leaves Jea college rP Lh ho he isn isn't jsn t the s sort Qt of f bo boy that really cares for tOl stud study at all aU and he heSS'S heSSS SS'S plays plas f football well enough now how thank you Besides h he re really lJ prefers rs base- base Son baH ball he says sas it here longer and I don dont don't t think that It It Is starting o 0 fino right to tn take money right nt beginning ot of life |
