Show A. P. D. Ruined P. D. Q. A new office boy was recently employed em-ployed by a Dakota agricultural paper. One dav the editor came in and said : "Where's that black book that was on this shelf?" "That old one with the cover all wored off?" asked the boy. "Yes." "I chucked it inter the stove to start the fire with ; it was only an old agricultural agricul-tural report for 1875." "Great Scott! don't you know anything? any-thing? How do you think the Rural Ripper can appear without it? I've got my editorial's out of that book for the last ten years V'Estelline Bell: |