Show I More Than Half Shot A coroners jury returned a verdict to the effect that a certain prominent man had died of alcoholism Your verdict is absurd some one said to the coroner Why so H Because he was never known to drinkThats Thats a fact11 S J He never went into a saloon You are right Then why do you say he died from the effects of alcoholism when we all know that he was shot11 Thats all very true the coroner replied re-plied but the man who shot him was drunk Dont talk to me if you please I understand my business Deceased was killed by whisky |