Show WHAI CAN TilE WOMEN DO Under tills hOUlowlmt striking caption the Ihlladoll 1ecoiil stamla on tho upper banister of its ten tor buildtnt and imoops its mighty and trenchant pin all ocr thus city of brotherly hove and succeeds to its own satisfaction in knocking knock-Ing tho oerlistiiiL dingbats out of ocr > body and oorjthing who does not be hove that women can do any and everythIng every-thing under the mm and n hefty piece under ito moon antI stars also lInt luckily tho Di MOCIHTS vMlhun are un wrung Mo jield ito palm of absolute supremacy to tho gentle daughters of Eo in all things from pad Hint the kids I anatomy with a plea shingle to LiieBt < ing within two cents per yard whit lie other womans dross cost The ccoid however how-ever seems to haxa overlooked a goodman good-man things that woman cm do and the DEMOCRAT may bo able to enumerate eomo of thorn Gentle woman ean place a rocking chair or tlio ihills bicycle just when Jon will carom on it lodge nights and make jour heels hit tho ceding while your mouth takes in a quaiter section of carpet and all so fjiuck that you sinnt on tho floor rubbing your bruited funnj bone and oxprc yourself in choice English Whllt a wonderful thing a truo wifoH ingenuity isl 1 fliers Is nil instance in-stance on record of i be mtiful Hobo in cardinal rod who fixed up her homo to receive company The writer was one of that company There was oyster setup for dinner made by tho fair hands of the hostess fibs made it with condensed milk find there are nine men today who will swear on a Bible that they taste that wonderful soup yet Yen women inn do much Mr Jt < ioid the > butte been known toxtarch the tail of a mans shirt and line his breeches with furniture cotton cot-ton Fitgy have ken known to iroduco a shirt ten minutes before it was wanted Innocent of hutton or button hole and spend two bourn in flailing tho needle case to fix it The > have undo tho hllent watches of the night HO jlcavint for the poor benclict that he has liuilel with delight an opportunity to crawl down tim cellar aunt taku potluck on n shelf or sawbuck till morning dawned The > have made Ito nietst kind of em broidered trimming for tho church nltar and l reading disk nml 1 left holes in tho toes of the old mans fctixkinct bigger than all out hoocH The liue mado new and good clothing fur tho hUficiiiiL t heathen and bowuln patch on thin bo now of tho fainilj brccchcb ho that tin old man was hamnlruin m ono week from wearin0 it Oh yes women can do much and if n Hole it lommlttcuof fair riiiladclphiiins would ashy wait on the i Ittcaxl man and Ilvo him afann try bang for hU very bald head they could stir ufl his jiarticular Ilgaasiis in their behalf and ho would write them intoniuus and wondeiful in a meter that would reach from Swipes to Itiso up Willie Itilej and throw a toiinet or two Iota thi IjiiKuIn t f |