Show P IRANKS AND KINKS 1le Hit 5 ItS liO5lrit IIror J udK llr The I Sunday School pic nie in winch rutgu Iyper 1 has leveled for so lan j dnys was broken up this mOl nlll when I hurrieano of sin poure 1 all the 1 refuse i hael 1 swept np into the pilaco of j nsticc The Court s neck appeued to I I li < idv ml lire b ind a ell I up in a couple of beets but th ii ol ial dignity showed to I udvunttW tiy I foulrist to the still U7zlcr I HIP hush t Mctim to tum < thiown Into titus I jam j of tin IMI IV 1 lirguson WIS outs Vlexan ler W Olspn who hud been cult short m 1 wit itteinit to Sheollzo Main I street The piosecuting lion was hungry nnd the defendint siw that It would bo iseless to buck ngilnst such hard Hues HP pic ided Liultv and paid a fine of 20 Himmaster Sharp cracked his whip nfeim ind this time one Charles ICrauth came into t the nun Ho was charged I iWletlii f 1n f with tin seriouscrimoof bittermg no less n rheitntiti ersonago than tho Rev John Doc Owing to the pomlnenco of lie piospcuting witness the defendant foamed Plead i guilty so ho decided to risk a trial A witnesss or two were folmd ngunst him and tho Court decided to find him guilt The 2ourt and tho prosecution lioth w i med to ho ihoring I under the impr f lou thai J Doe Esq is a prattv hard uuiSS anil ought to bo hckpd so in order to encourage I en-courage Mr aner Krauth in this sort of thing the let him oft with a fine of 1250 Just thenor rather at about that time Charles lust was ushered in and was used as a target for one of 1 erguson s intent peico disturbing complaints lust lad hopes of winning the goddess Justice over to his side and ho started out with tho bold plea of not guilty but it took only the double back action extra pliable testimony of n couple of cops to do him up nnd pack his hopes up m a 1J 50 box of mice cool crisp just ice But speaking of the next case the emn icnif Fannie I 1alne black was ar raicned upon the charge of battering Airs Slitter crushed strawberry SIte pleaded not guiltv and took a hick scat while Ferguson got the crank to work upon a hal dozen witnesses Mrs idellck old gold who is 1 fellow tennant of the above named ladies gave homo pretty Btraitht testimony until Mrs Slitter tried to ask her 1 question Ii it ve blat gard slid Mrs Iaddick nnd then while the police ran for help and the reporters olid under the benches tho htuhy 1 coolly informed the Court that she would kick 1 three kinds of rice out cf him if ho allowed that nustv thing to aRk her another question Bx thin time tho cops were safely hid behind the jai all the baldheuled reporter was in ma dead faipt ho there wis no trouble in Restoring pc ice After Mrs L and Mrs S had thrown 1 less more lingua bombs at each other the cane rested until 1 unm was set free Ferguson however wouldnt be foiled bo ho charged Airs Sutler with breaking windows made her plead gui and at list accounts the old woman was meandering toward the jai with her heid on Stun ringmasters ehoulder The i 1 iiimons Cusp ifeiftns the 1 mmoiis jul bioiiji in 1 verdict Husband Vis WifcWhat Hush ind Ihey biouiht Item m Mine SVifeluut u Go iLjiunst her Hush I md No they brought IKI mi sane WHIWel alt that f unst tuur Hush I ind Oi our = e not Wicl is Hushinrl I NII it ailll t either 00hmo 1 utuc lOlflll I or n g I isn t itf Hushuid I didn say that h I sud ihev brought I tier iii I sane h i Vifeett i isn t tint what Isudvou saidHusband Husband No von haxl I mid they brought her insane Vife55ehl didn youl Ilnshind No I didn t I sal they biontht hei in MIK ileTliat what I uahul 1 von sail 1 I lush ind No yoiu didnt ift I tell you I did I uslalll 1 Your ins me y omst If WHoThats what you Fair tl jury i ud about Mrs 1 mmons Hush mil I didn t VieYes you Husband grabs a tibhilitli ind smotheishis wif ind then ts riv hi1 IIf llln Critic |