Show BISMARCK Ouch iu PunchEr Punch-Er lebc hoch I tell yon vot Schockschwere noth its true Den Bismarck is Ocr videavukesk mensch I efer knew For him I am beghosted in a most tremendous tremen-dous vay There never vos no other shtatesman like him in my day The Austrians and verflixte French he selling upon de kop Of German One hood den ho make a right down splendit job And now he tells his landsmen Boys our banner is nnfnrlt Go out of this you hero brood and colonize de wont Vot larks Germania mit her crown and sword and shining robe Yill take her shtately flight across this old terrestrial globe And yore she sees a shtrip of likely coast vot no one owns Except tne natife safages that vorships shtocks and shtones Shell shwoop shtraight down upon it rnit a motion calm and grand And firmly plant our conquestwealthy shtandart in de sand Then if de niggers ask her vot the tenco it is she would She shall answer Liebe Leutc I am come here for your Rood I haf brought you German culture for de poddy and de mind Die ertiabeno Kultur of efery sort and efery kind All do pessimistic dogtrines of de Schopen hauer school And do plessings of a bureancratish military mili-tary rule I shall teach yon shplendit knowledge vot you hitherto hat lacked Dat religion is a fantasy vhilst sausage is a tact Ja de mysteries of Sauerkraut to you shall be made clear And your soulo shall learn to float on foaming foam-ing waves of lager bier I do not intend to longwhile you mit missionary mis-sionary rant But to brighten up your intellects mit Hegel and mil Kant Mit our army service system Ill begif von by and by And mit all do priceless blessings of our Hohe Palizei AchJ I lofes yon as a motion and your happiness hap-piness I shwear Shall forefer bo de von surpassing object of my care Ill civil ze you Kinder iiiit dcm edlen Qeratenbrei And mit discipline Potztausendl Ill know do reason vhy And then die hehre Goettin hofring in de ether blue Vill summon up her gunboats and her Pick elhanben too Her bearded brawny varriors vot nefer know no fear And troops of learned bureaucrats all bat I tuned np to here I Then if he shtnpit natifcs dont attend to I vot she said And makes demselves unpleasant dey must all be shouted dead For trifles in the vay of German culture must not shtand Hoch soil tier Bismarck Icben I drinks Our Fatherland |