Show CLKVKLANDS OUTINU I President Cleveland and his bonny rido accompanied by his bonny mother nliw are in the Adirondacks and in Htoad of catching the nimble and all embracing etoe the wires inform the world that he caught a nix pound Iron while fishing in Iho streams thom and Ins bonny bride caught a six pound alaI jack while fishing in a greasy skillc This is all wry well but tho bonn motherinlaw has not been heard front yet and when the groom catches a six pound rolling pin in tho back of his Jacksonian neck somo fine night for ncg Iccting to split the kindling wood and citing the cow get into the corn patch while ho was placing n nickel limit ho will lear that the Presidential touch is nol all a bed of loses The reporter wh ailed to make the old lady catch something some-thing if it was only a cold or the mump will have to fight shy of that party and cannot partake of those presidential hard boiled eggs laid specially for this occ sion by tho national rooster sometime I called the bird of freedom Our Grove I has been called on to learn many strang things since ho entered the White house but poor fellow ho ncems jet to have to learn time ubiquitous comprehensive amid dont oiiforgetit status of that blessing to man a motherinlaw When Grove shall como to the camp with rents in i Ills pants just where he scratches a match and tries to fool time old lady with time story of a rampant bull in the meadow she will smite lime hew gag and blow the tomtoi of matrimonial maternity in the key of auricular agony and he will think n thousand Phil Thompsons and Iran Lawlers struck him all at once to explain tho miseries of tho poor wageworker In that press report Mama Folsom is left out in tho cold < and only has the credit of designing that famous six pound Iap jack which her beautiful daughter 80 deftly fried anil if Grove dont heo to ii there will yet bo cause for an extra sos sion of Congress when an appropriate will bo called for to bury a President who died from too much motherinlaw Seriously speaking it it pleasant to read that President Clev land and his family are enjoying their postnupt days in the puro air of tho mountains and that the firm is lI1alle of genuine American talent even to thin concoction and infliction of the starlet heavy slapjack No other nation on earth offers so fully the leveling ill fltienccs of a common citizenship and il is a proof of tho stability of our instill tions when the wires informs us that tho t President of tho United States is deep studying tho Mex lean problem and that ho likes buckwheat and hamfat at the same time This Nation and the 110 CIIAT is proud that these extremes nice in our Chief Magistrate and hopes Ihal good luck will abide will them until time t President catches a fish bigger than time t great sea serpent and his beautiful biidn concocts a griddle cako wide enoughIon enough and heavy enough to contain Blames coming straddle on piohihitio and sink him and it to nine degrees below Fiddlers Green |