Show TOADYING Tlio jotmg llrniilian Princo will soon arrive in the United States and pass cty is on tlio verge of lunacy con so Iticnco Tliojoting man is a son of lom iedro llinperorof llrazil and it ho is a chip off he old block ho will leave our shores with a nauseating bcnso of tho npeiphness of our great array of codfish nnd shoddy 1 nrifitocrncy When Wales camo to this country in Ill tho toad lillg of the people was po revolting to his Betie of what was duo him that ho has not vtt recoveied from its ellects and l though ho is known to earnestly desire a trip to the gloat West the ghost of his foimer Bullerings nripcs tahiti ho dare not come comeWhen the Grand Duko Alexis camo here hut snmo Hissicty bored the life out ot him nnd but for tho wonderful amount of good ho found in the American cocktail ho would halo oloil lhis visit boro It docs not sound like tho truth to say that tho chambermaid chamber-maid at his hotel realized a small fortune from tho Bale of stray hairs which fell from his head and clung to tho pillow jet it is gospel truth and tho purchasers wore ladies of wealth refinement and cliaiacterbojond reproach The chain berm lid was an Irish girl and site saw with her naliiril aptitude for business that there was money in hair and tho records show that she had a light with every brunctle in tho house and each light jieldcd her two listfulls of hair allot all-ot which was sold to the snobs at 02 per hair and HOIIIO ot which Is oven now treasured up as a memento of loyalty Wales busted his suspender button oil in a crowd of tho shoddy and a prominent promi-nent belle begged tho favor ot sewing it on which was granted her and her maid caused l tho haberdashers shop near her residence to go broke on black silk which she sold lut a high price as some of tho silk used to sew that button on the rojal breeches A shoemaker knocked down n nail that thrust itself into the BJIIII heels of His Highness and straightway straight-way lie hammer was bound in rose colored velvet and hung in Ito parlors of n local club tho members of which have u fondness for mutton and turnips So tho list could bo continued until a decent American citizen would hold his noso in agon agonWhen Dom Pedro tho father of tho expected visitor camo bore to take in tho Centennial the fawning fever struck the Depaitment J of State and tlio representative representa-tive of our foreign policy went down tho harbor of New York to meet the Km peror and escort him to the wharf Tlio Kmperor showed his displeasure nnd contempt con-tempt nt the humiliating speclucloand quietly ignored the Secretary of Stale by steaming ahead and allowing him to follow fol-low behind at his pleasure The lira peroi camo hero on business and neither asked nor expected ofllcial recognition hence his natural displeasure at tho olllciousness which presumed to interfere I with his private wishes Attempts to in ado his privacy became BO frequent allah persistent that ho was forced in the end to deny himself to many whom ho would have been glad to meet Ho has bent instructions in-structions ahead of his son to the ellect that tho son shall only bo received as a lirmlian midshipman anil treated us such wherever ho goes Tho Iri7ilian Minister will endeavor to so order things that tho llmperors wishes will bu regarded re-garded in the main but it is as sure us hue rising of tho sun on the morrow that the American people will bo again held up to ridicule by reason of tho toadying of the wealthier classes of sassiety to I this sprig of n very primitive nobility I |