Show HAND-PICKED SIMILES He looks as thoughtful as a tree full of owls. He has no more nerve than an artificial arti-ficial tooth. Stupid I He couldn't catch the drift of a snow storm. As helpless as a trombone played In a telephone booth. Heartless! He's laugh at a man figuring out his Income tax. That girl has a head like a door knob; any man can turn It He's so crooked that the wool he pulls over people's eyes Is half cotton. So mean he wouldn't give a fellow a bite If he owned the Sandwich Islands. The old boy Is as healthy as a centipede with one font In the grave. Boston Transcript |