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S Senate Seriate defends d fends 5 Constitution have aye been trying ng t to get g t d their e socially conservative b base lathered rat d dogs oy over over t the most st pre pressing dressing s1 g issues Issues of oJ this term d-term term election t on year such u l as Stopping stopp ng that which would surely send the country I into into a 1 an abyss gay mar mar- shu shudders ders to think No ho no Ij h cant can't bear bea the thought I E Thankfully enough members of of the US U.S. Senate had enough gray to matter see through th these sc shenanigans ns and rejected ted the propos proposed pro- pro proc pos posed d Constitutional Constitution l amendment which would have defined marriage 1 age as as between eena a man and a a. a woman supporters of this proposal proposal pro pro pro- p sal no not see the pattern here Republicans ep conveniently n m mention men men- mention men men- n- n tion this an and th the flag burning amendment every time an elect election elec- elec elect t fion tion on nears ears and quickly forget about it as soon as they get their votes in Some other terms tenus could use of amore more specific definition though priva privacy y and executive live five power come come to mind I 1 e C C f f fW W t j. j n t dzu t jj V tO tf tit I hoSi b n j. j f. f I 1 e C C f f fW W n n Heinous elnOUS f Bitter Bittersweet change J 7 in m the War on j Th The tilling Jailing Il ng of Abu Mu Al I arid and J his is Sll spiritual tu l adviser last week was 3 a a gooc good I thi thing g. g Regrettably c collateral l l damage occurred as well That al i is now now 4 dead is i not only proper justice for what 1 he has perpetrated rated b but t also ls because his followers who do dp donot i not think a act t. t or eve even live for f r themselves are now without his Ns deadly m Let us as s hope that another another li like e him him- 1 doesn't emerge and that the c death of tl this is symbol of the antidemocratic anti anti- c d democratic insurgency trot not not i freedom fighters lighters can som somehow h w I help us and the Iraqis shift the r momentum in n our favor Regardless of whether one one t thinks we should Iraq or not 1 I for one dont don't President Bush Bus i intends intend to keep our ll military th there re t through ugh the end of ot his his term l. l I Because the stubborn Texan v wont won't likely renege we should h hope for stab stability lity as soon as possible pos possible possible pos pos- s sible as our presence is s already a a g guarantee Its It's bad enough that were we're v wasting billions of tax dollars on th this s ill conceived venture ventur but it v would be such a shame and so so d dishonorable especially cons considering consid consid- d ering ring the many Americans V who've given the their r life to the cause if we could not leave it it itin in far better condition than it was in 1 when we invaded it The pa painful reality is that its it's t s not ot to pur our advantage to do an any of N of Too b bad d more f people ople d d i tH IV e t Jo W f the yo 0 U cd 1 1 y r- r n t v vj j ri-fa ri Wn c t r j 3 oj v Q c li 2 Uh |