Show I r r J i t i i J I iJ iI i iI I f Around The I I. I i Globe Nick Parker in Editor-in-Chief So we do layout its it's where we put everything into the paper on Monday nights for The Globes Globe's summer issues The photo editor Adam Heath layout editor also Adam senior editor Jeren leren J Dub Canning and the in editor-in-chief me get here at about 3 pm p.m. to do our business here at Last week with the help of our trusty former fonner Stacie Peart we all finished at about 5 am a.m. That's about 15 hours for all of you non math people Were We're training This one time at layout a o Photo boy to be the new layout editor and hes he's doing a rather fine job The only problem is that this training takes days of work to finally perfect the craft like Ms Peart has Anyway last week was long and uneventful but this week has been crazy Adam and I chilled in the theoffice theoffice theoffice office which is TB A if anybody ever wants to come hang out or bring us pizza come on were we're college college college col col- col- col lege journalists throw us usa usa usa a bone here or something like that until Jeren came by This guys guy's the coolest When he got here we started jamming out to some Pink Floyd as hard hardas as you can jam out to them anyway Then we rocked on some old school Sabbath and Black Album era Normally my sonic choices are more like As I ILay ILay ILay Lay Dying Engage or Lamb of God which generally will anger everyone else We have a blast let me tell you While that was fairly innocuous the night began to pick up after Jeren brought back When my fearless senior editor returned with that sugary goodness that is honey-butter honey on white we all got a little slaphappy The mix of pure unadulterated sugar mixed with loads butt-loads of Mountain Dew turned us into third graders on a afield afield afield field trip Or Deseret News reporters We even have a pile of cans to commemorate the good times at layout Now before I was promoted promoted promoted pro pro- to the in editor-in- chief gig Id I'd often sleep on the couch or the Siesta Sack which is a cheap of a But since Im I'm in charge now I suppose I should stay awake At this time a couple months ago Id I'd be napping peacefully while everybody else worked Its It's lonely at the top my friends insert internet frowning frowning frowning frown frown- ing face here This week between Jeren's incessant forgetfulness forgetfulness forgetfulness forget- forget and Adams Adam's growing growing growing grow grow- ing temper with the English language and 61 I began to see that this is going to tobe tobe tobe be a very long summer Make sure that you check out Kathryn Jones' Jones column Ask Mom Its It's a favorite here at The Globe and takes a very cool look at college advice You should also be sure to read Marissa Groces Groce's review of ofa a local show at The Avalon last week This local coverage of Salt Lake happenings will be beefed up this summer as weve we've recruited a few more staff writers And if you have any questions comments or concerns feel free to write a letter to the editor or let us know on Our URL is grou sic ps And while youre you're surfing surfing surfing surf surf- ing the web make sure to check out my interview with local soon to be global band Clifton at Its It's shown in its entirety and completely uncensored there Bryan Edwards is a funny guy and that interview interview interview inter inter- view proves it Those boys arc are crazy and will be blowing up huge you just watch Back to the debauchery with the kids Jeren and Adam Ill I'll see you next week after I 1 wake up from my post-layout post hour nap Or is that a coma i P Pi it 0 I to 4 I i V v ry h Photo by Adam Heath Nick Parker and Jeren Canning are the undisputed rock gods of The Globe Newspaper |