| Show Hollywood celebrities makes religion trendy tren y tt V I u wv j 0 oJ Gerald Narciso Globe Weekly News Remember when you were 12 years old and you wanted to have those fresh new just because it was the cool thing to have Yeah Hollywood wood is a lot like that but on slightly a high- high higher er r level You have your Louis Purses American Express Card your our Crystal your Black your our Sidekick II and your Von Dutch Trucker hats lats But apparently the newest and coolest trendy rendy thing to have is either a Church of Scientology or membership card That's right now you can add religion to the list of af must haves in order to be part of the Hollywood fraternity The Church of Scientology for example has a profile high-profile membership list including Tom Cruise John Ericka and Lisa Marie Presley While on the other oth r team boasts a roster that includes Madonna team captain captain captain cap cap- Elizabeth tain Roseanne Naomi Campbell Taylor Barbara Posh Spice Hugh Grant and newest recruits Britney Spears and Paris Hilton either of I not disrespecting Ok I promise am these religions I really dont don't know too much about tl them aw other than T nl l nl 1 2 is Jewish based T l 1 n the Church of Scientology gy is based on the belief that a person is neither mind nor body but That's right now you can add religion to the list of must haves in order to be part of the Hollywood fraternity frate rn ity a spiritual being a soul Im I'm sure they are legit religions and serve a lot of good to those who practice them seriously But Paris Hilton For those of bf nt read e my articles my I articles regularly know that she is i ohe But But wn she signs up signs for you Kab aJah you know a lot of peoples people's ok intentions in joining these religions is for show Im I'm guessing that after a post-Oscar post party at the Ritz Carlton a bunch of just have conversations like You know I just joined this awesome new religion religion religion reli reli- gion up there on Melrose Really Yeah its it's great for the spirit you know Oh and guess who was there Hugh Grant Really My agent was telling me something about that How can I sign up That sounds way cool that it will be Yeah plus my publicist says great for my image And who knows I might get geta a little print because of it in next weeks week's US Weekly Yeah I know I watch entirely too much Entourage on HBO But that is probably how a 1 alot alot lot of get into these things Its It's just hilarious hilarious hilari hilari- limit to trends ous to me that there is really no nowadays I hope I did not offend any celebrities have a copy of this out there who may gotten weeks week's Globe which of course they should be reading When you get out of Church hit me up upon upon upon on your new Motorola Razor phone and let me know how you feel I |
