Show f Leslie Conder Local Arts Reporter Spring break Need I say more Some schools have already had theirs Some schools are still waiting is starting theirs next week Yes that's right Spring Break starts next week The question is what are you going to do Obvious statistics show that students on Spring Break drink a l lot lof f more more and andare andare andare are involved with more scandalous escapades Whoop idee Like we all hadn't come to that understanding of Spring Break long before the yawn-worthy yawn statistics came out Definitely long before the Girls Gone Wild DVD hit hit I late t cri night TV audiences I have to admit I I am one of those unexciting people that use Spring Break as the chance to get caught up on homework While in high school when my friends were going to St. St George to party it up I didn't know you could party it up there either apparently you can Work Vork with me I 1 was at home working on my AP English and my art history When I 1 graduated high school and moved on to the illustrious college of or I 1 couldn't let letold letold letold old habits die Although my friends had changed their party location from St. St George to Hawaii or Cancun I 1 was still sitting at the computer trying to get ahead of the game The thought process that went into my nonconformist attitude was this if I l wanted to get drunk and bare my pre- pre pubescent-looking pubescent breasts to a crowd filled with other drunken then I could just go to any local bar downtown get loaded and show the bouncer my goods as he was tossing my butt out the door It definitely saves me from purchasing an priced over-priced ticket Sure I wouldn't be famous on TV but Im I'm willing to live with that Plus when I 1 run for president of the United States of America that is isone isone isone one less thing I will have to worry about trying to get my people to cover up So why do young female students diet and exercise to look good in their special thong bikini And why do young men work their arms and pees out until total fatigue weeks before that one distinctive vacation The answer is simple my friends its it's because looks are all that matter this week Men know that they will not be bringing that hot girl who won the wet topless swim swimsuit swimsuit swimsuit suit contest home to bake pies with mommy And these scantily clad women know that they for sure will not even remember the names of the numerous partners they faked the big bigO 0 O with Both species just want to look good an and have fun v i There are some students that actually use Spring Break as a time of service has quite a selection of Alternative Spring Breaks Break's to choose from The main one is building houses with the Habitat for Humanity in New Orleans So if youre you're like me and the thrill of Spring Break Amnesia doesn't suit your taste than try something new and serve your fellow man This special announcement was paid for by my conscience As for me I 1 have switched it up a little bit this year I 1 will be doing homework for 85 of my Spring Break and then my boyfriend and I 1 will be living it up in Hawaii Rest assured that I 1 will not be partaking in the flashing of my lady lumps to complete strangers with cameras If my boyfriend happens to bring a camera well that's a different story |