Show fr 1 Les Les' Les Lesis ISMore IS More Leslie Conder Community Report Going on a lot of first dates lately Being set up on blind dates by your friends who swore you two were meant for one another Do you have a girlfriend boyfriend who you are arc with because you just cant can't break up with them Are you still with the woman man who cheated on you I 11 I times but swears that last time was they've it changed Im I'm not Dr Ruth or Sue Johanson I am not even Carrie Bradshaw for all of you diehard Sex and the City fans My name is Leslie Conder and I am writing a new column to try and alleviate some of the dating drama that goes on in V h l am am here here to offer advice to your dating woes This column does not di discriminate criminate against anybody's race religion or sexual orientation This column does discriminate however against pedophiles so if you plan on writing in with questions like Where could someone who looks like John Mark Karr be beable beable beable able to find work at an elementary school Think again and think castration You might be asking yourself Why would I write in questions to someone who I dont don't even know Who Vho does she think she is anyway Why wouldn't I just ask my friends for advice over some stranger Well the answers are because I dont don't know you so I can be objective I Iam Iam Iam am Leslie and I wont won't m make ke fun of you for questions that are bound to be going through your head Well I might but not to your face Come on that's what friends are for You might also be asking yourself Why should I trust this girl with embarrassing stories or questions Well to answer that I am going to do something completely unprecedented I am going to share some personal dos and don'ts I have learned over the years So that way when you see me on campus you can be like Theres that girl that farted on a date and tried to pull of the old it was the chair I promise move Got your attention with that one didn't I Well it wasn't me it was a friend I was just trying to tomake tomake tomake make you comfortable Number One do Do be yourself at all times If the person you are interested in doesn't like you for who you are then they are not for you Dont Don't pretend to be someone who doesn't mind their boyfriend using your entire face as your mouth during a make out session It just leads six months of smelling dinner with your eyeballs and not your nose think about it Number Two do Do be behonest behonest behonest honest with the person you are dating If you dont don't feel the same way your girlfriend boyfriend does it is perfectly acceptable You should never have to force yourself to truly like someone Dont Don't pretend that you have deeper feelings for someone who you have accidentally referred to as my brother Rory Rory will only end up dumping you amicably to your face and then telling his family what a bad girlfriend you were to him Then you go to see him himin himin himin in a play play- to show that you are still friends And he acts cordially while his mother is stabbing you repeatedly with her eyes And you just want to scream Lady I didn't do anything wrong I Iam Iam Iam am sorry that when your son kissed me I threw up in his mouth But that is a natural reaction when you feel like you just kissed your brother So get over it already Wow Vow maybe I need to get over it Seriously as you might have noticed there is a little humor mixed in with my advice The reason for that thatis is because I choose to make fun of life rather than eating my feelings So o now that you know a little bit about me I want to get to know you Whatever you dating troubles may maybe maybe maybe be I can help you get through them and still have your dignity left over So here is where I tell you to send me your questions Email me your questions at edu No one will know that it is you So give me your questions and I will try to give you a life of fun-filled fun dating along with answers that are sure to smooth over things with your boy girlfriend |