| Show Hus Bush not fit for presidential role Jeff Butterfield Contributing Writer Remember those commercials commercials commercials com com- about drugs You know This is your brain this is drugs this is your brain on drugs While the deep voiced authoritative narrator sounding like a adis- adis disapproving disapproving dis dis- N approving parent pummels s s s in this laden fear-laden cooking cook- cook mg ing seminar we are shown an n inn innocent cent egg Next we weare weare are shown sho a pan violently spitting out caustic oil Fi Finally Fi- Fi Finally nally the defenseless eless egg gets broken and dropped into the pan We are over overwhelmed xer- xer whelmed by a loud crackling crackling crack crack- ling sizzling noise as the drugs destroy the brain in inan inan inan an instant That poor poor little egg For those who belong in The Commander In Chiefs Chief's IQ range the egg is the pure unpolluted form fonn of human life a fetus of sorts portraying a version of a Utopian American population population population pop pop- but not an objective portrayal of course Nonetheless Nonetheless Nonetheless None None- you get the point What happened to our perfect little version of humanity before those naughty drugs ate atc him or her up and turned the brain into scrambled eggs Well he ran for president and oops he won twice What I dont don't understand is how we have voted for a adish adish adish dish of week-old week burned and scrambled eggs for six years now Yes Mr President President President dent was a smoking crack-smoking raucous drunken fool Of course he graduated from Yale but his main achievement achievement achievement achieve achieve- ment is the thc DWI he received re received re- re received Maybe daddy Bush gave him a medal for it How is it that we are still reminded of the famous I didn't inhale from our last decent president but never hear about bout Ws W's mishaps While these poor conservatives conservatives conservatives conserva conserva- tives whimper about the press being an outlet of the Liberal Left the real information information information mation is still being suppressed suppressed sup sup- suppressed pressed at some level This presidency reeks of double talk and has produced more Orwellian behavior than anything since that big- big nosed R. R Nixon character rumbled about ifE si s i s' s LAP White House Photo by Eric Draper George W. W Bush speaks to the American Legion the White House sticking sticking sticking stick stick- ing his nose into things he shouldn't have So what do we do I II I would love to hurl eggs at the president maybe just to help his brains out a little bit and get things going going going go go- ing for the working American Ameri Ameri- American can you know the average Militant Christian Joe who was duped into voting for Bush because of a last second ploy to present homosexual homosexual homosexual ho ho- marriage as the thereal thereal thereal real evil threat in Ameri Ameri- ca Damn those gays What are they thinking anyway Do those sub-humans sub re really really really re- re ally think they are arc entitled to the same rights outlined in our constitution Remember Remember Remember Re Re- member that spiel about allmen all allmen allmen men being created equal Well all of those warm wann and fuzzy ideals happen to be followed by a giant asterisk asterisk aster aster- asterisk isk The asterisk shows what America deems as men of course in a abroad abroad abroad broad sense this means ALL humanity women included er wait they took over plus years to become recognized as a member of our species but you get the drift Our leaders should stop flaunting their religion and start asking themselves what their hero Jesus would do As far as I am aware he was a pretty open-minded open fellow who loved everybody according to the Christian myth our society leans upon Face it We are a nation based on genocide discrimination and brutality We have had our share of terrible presidents but this headed crack-headed has gone too far With this being an election year it may be prudent to ask the following question before voting for an elephant that seems to always forget Are we the average Americans satisfied with our nations nation's healthcare policy Are we happy with our wages What about the oil crisis Or that war and those scary hiding under our collective bed Think ask qu questions st ori oriand and react Just a reminder vote Jeb Bush in 08 sin since since e daddy and big brother h have ve created such an honest and virtuous presidential legacy |
