Show D 1 TV u Movie Lill Etiquette Nick Parker Opinion Editor After a hard weeks week's work at school many people like to go have fun on the week week- ends One of my favorite things to do as well as the majority of today's students is to call callup callup callup up my girlfriend go somewhere somewhere somewhere some some- where quiet and away from our parents get comfortable slip off our coats listen to some music fumble around in the dark for comfortable positions kick back and let the good times roll I speak of course about going to the movies Get your mind out of the gutter There are however many bad points to this classic pas pas- time Lately movie prices have skyrocketed It costs me actually my girlfriend most of the time due to my unemployment unemployment unemployment fifteen dollars to see an hour and a half of a dup up I Johnny 1 f. f D' D running PH garp around p d jq qa a pirate costume screaming Yo Ho And then I walk in into into into to the actual theater and watch a movie where he plays a pirate If I wanted to waste fifteen bucks I would go pick up the new Ashlee Simpson CD Another dismal part of the theater experience is the dirty conditions one is subjected to just to see a movie Seats filled with popcorn and gum soda stained floors that adhere to your every step and arm rests that are so stuck to the chair that they might as aswell aswell aswell well be nailed down The zit- zit covered kids working at these places need to learn how to clean their place up The most annoying thing about seeing a movie movie though has got to be those idiotic people that just wont won't shut up We all know the people people people peo peo- with the crying baby and the cell phone that they refuse to shut off These are those type of people Im I'm trying to enjoy a thoughtful diatribe from or watching intently as Jasons Jason's hockey mask stares at his teenage prey when Mercedes' Mercedes phone goes off with her friends Darci and Stephanie rambling on about their pedicures and cute guys they saw earlier at atthe atthe atthe the mall Telling them to Shut up I edited it to be appropriate for readers is the first thing I say People when youre you're at a movie think of the other people in the theater Turn your cell phones off and zip your mouth The next time I Iam Iam am am at a movie and Sheniqua starts starts talking to the screen about how V Freddy Fredd i is ar around around- und th the comer corner rn r I II ing her out to her car ripping the Daddys little girl bumper sticker off and putting it on her mouth So next time you are staring staring star star- staring ing at Halle Berrys Berry's beautiful beautiful beautiful ful perky perk voluptuous acting talent and Brandy and her boyfriend start talking about what they want for dinner DO NOT throw your popcorn popcorn popcorn pop pop- corn and scream that they'd better Put your gloves up because something tells me that you will be kicked out of that theater and be banned from ever witnessing a film in their halls again Not that I would know anything about something like that |