Show Note to zombies Eat I Tl the Writer Please Allen Johnson Movie Editor Why cant can't we feed writer Paul W W. S. S Anderson to cannibal zombies instead of all those innocent people The stench from his other summer stink bomb Alien vs Predator hasn't even dissipated and he lays another one If the human race had any sense of decency we should be hitting him with pointed sticks Nevertheless this is yet another er addition to the growing ever-growing video game inspired movie genre Resident Evil 2 is arguably better than the first one one even even so its it's still celluloid swill The plot reads just like a video game Use your super powers to escape the base find survivors survivors survivors sur sur- get to the helicopter and beat the boss boss boss- blasting cannibal zombies the whole way That's it That's the entire film No need to see it right Milla Milia Jovovich stars as the tough waif tell me how that works Alice She wakes up in inthe inthe inthe the labs of the evil money-hungry money Umbrella Corporation having spent some time being experimented on with a mutation virus which is now turning the entire city into zombies Without pausing for air or explanation she throws herself into action hammering zombies zombies zombies bies like Will Ferrell on a cowbell She gath gath- ers up a few survivors and heads for freedom Only a greedy CEO and an ugly nine-foot nine monster stand in her way There are a few other people in the film- film but they really dont don't serve much of a purpose as aswell aswell aswell well as their performances being as flat and mechanical as the game they represent There is absolutely no character development There is absolutely no plot development There is absolutely nothing decent to see here Any success in the visual department is lost in the delivery Nothing looks as silly as the twig- twig like Jovovich delivering a kick that wouldn't faze a 12 year old girl to a 6 foot zombie zombie- only to have him fly backwards 20 feet through the air amidst 30 seconds of rib shattering shattering shattering shat shat- sound effects Then have this repeated for about five minutes straight Level over Will there be a third one Of course there will There is always a sequel Never underestimate underestimate underestimate under under- estimate the power of stupid people in large groups the groups the box office has taught me that Thank you Titanic If mindless plot-less plot less character-less movies full of zombies and half naked fighter chicks are your filet mignon then this is for you For the rest of us well there is that library thing The film is empty and trite trite did did you expect anything less Of course not it was written by Paul W. W S. S Anderson SAnderson 3 10 ri t. t J I r. r t. t g ff t J a i e k ke 7 r r I. I I N 04 j A v vj S Q Oded I Fehr Milla Jovovich and in Gems Gems' Resident Resident Evil Apocalypse |