Show Bit O Q Stuff By Sara and Craig Staff Writers The following is an edited list that we found on the internet Unfortunately we were unable to find an author and expect that it is isa isa isa a compilation from several contributors if You Might Be a Physics Major you have no life and can prove it mathematically you know vector calculus but you cant can't remember how to do long division you hesitate to look at something because you dont don't want to break down its wave function you chuckle whenever anyone says centrifugal force it is seventy degress outside and you are working on a er right now youre you're converting seventy degrees to you frequently whistle the theme song to you know how to integrate a chicken and take the derivative of water you have a pet named after a scientist you laugh at jokes about mathematicians you forget what's behind the door labeled Exit in the science lab you consider any science non-science course easy youve you've calculated that the world series actually diverges you bring a jacket with you in the middle of summer because theres there's a wind chill factor in the lab youre you're completely addicted to caffeine when your professor asks you where your homework is you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe you'll assume that a horse is a sphere in order to make the math easier you understood more that five of these indicators Original Wish The LA Times reported in May of a wish granted to a young man suffering from a brain tumor The teenagers fantasy was made possible by the Wish Make-A-Wish Foundation which grants wishes to terminally ill children between 2 2112 2 1 and 18 years of age The more popular desires of those involved include trips to Disneyland and the Super bowl and meeting famous people including actors athletes athletes athletes ath ath- ath- ath letes and musicians The wish of the teenage boy was to go to Alaska and shoot a Kodiak bear We welcome your thoughts ideas and comments in regard to Bit 0 Stuff at or drop us a letter at the Horizon Office located in hi the basement of the College Center in room |