| Show Aunt Bs B's Weekly A Advice vice Some of Your Most Embarrassing Moments Dear Aunt B You ou wrote in last lost weeks issue that you were looking for embarrassing moments well boy do I 1 have a dandy story for you I was in high school at athe atthe atthe the he time one of my most mortifying ing moments happened I 1 arrived at school early one day because I 1 had fiad to 0 take some tests While I 1 was walking walking walk- walk ing ng around I ran into the guy I liked I 1 stood there talking in the hall with him him until his girlfriend came up from behind with a friend wailing for him I 1 noticed that the two vo of them were snickering and pointing a little bit but I 1 did not pay too much attention because I 1 was too busy looking at my heart throb of the month I walked around the school for thirty minutes talking to everyone I 1 saw v teachers friends a lost parent and even the principal Then Theil I ran into nto a friend who vho was going to see our English teacher to get the assignment Jt We were vere talking to our teacher when s suddenly she gasped and said almost in a whisper X your zipper tipper is down I 1 was mortified I had seen 4 fJ more people in the morning than I 1 usually saw sawall all day long and the entire time my zipper was DOWN Down and Speechless Dear Speechless That must have been quite a day for you Doesn't it seem funny how people are afraid to tell someone else when they are accidentally exposing just a little too much of themselves I know that I would much rather be told even by a complete stranger than to be left out put in the open Thanks for sharing your great story Aunt B 8 Y If e A Vl fJ f J Dear Aunt B I 1 was set up on a blind date by bya a really good friend of mine I had just barely met this guy we well we'll II call Henry and we were on our way to Dees Dee s for dinner I had never met him before so I was slightly nervous about what he would do and how thi things gs would go not to mention that it was my very first date Then he turned to me and asked Do you know what a mear meal is I turned to him incredulously incredulously incredulously and said what I 1 was turning turning turning turn turn- ing bright red and he asked again This strange boy was putting the moves on me and asking me questions questions questions ques ques- I 1 would be embarrassed to ask my own mother I l did not know what to do That That's s when I turned to him and said Go ask your mommy He quickly replied Dont Don you want to tell me what it is I 1 said no feeling my face grow more and more red and then blurted out That s none of your business I 1 felt humiliated and embarrassed I 1 Iwas Iwas was not about to explain what it was to him Totally Humiliated if 1 Dear Humiliated I can only imagine what that must have been like for you I hope that your friends choose better blind dates for you in the future That is if you ever decide to go on a blind date again Thank you for sharing your story Aunt B Letters can be mailed e-mailed to or left in Aunt Bs B's box at the Horizon in Authors may remain |
