Show i 3 The Way To A Perfect Society Walter Valter Yates Opinion Editor Imagine Imagire a world where everyone is thin in shape and happy Although this will probably never happen I was determined to see if their was an arl answer So I have searched the globe to find a way I talked to many different people most of them had the same solution More sex if we tive did it enough we would all be thin in shape and very happy exclaimed one student It seems like a logical answer Even if Mormons would remain fat until marriage the idea would work out eventually for almost everyone To try and prove this idea I asked many females to participate in the experiment but their answer was a continual NO WAY All the girls I asked ked were thin and in shape and even happy until I asked th ne fat 8 He r have ye out i about abou b t the the sd sex sex-C cure re But for or orsome some reason they didn't want me to tobe tobe o obe be thin or happy Go figure I 1 was confused until I realized that I needed someone who was just like me fat and out of shape I looked and found many who fit my criteria but found myself unwilling to ask these girls My problem was I wanted someone who was good at it so that I 1 could be like them Obviously the girls like me had not done it enough if ever Because I could not seem to find a way into the group of thin happy and in shape I decided that I had to find a way besides sex With big support from nuns around the world I looked for a new solution Some people suggested drugs but the long term side affects didn't go over well with the nuns Then one day I was at the LAC looking for an idea when I noticed three men looking straight ahead nodding their heads up and down Right after turning my head to see seethe seethe seethe the men watching a woman on a tr treadmill admill The Inspiration hit me RUNNING If everyone would just run everywhere everywhere every very where then we would all be bet thin in in shape and happy So I I l tr tried ed ih the id idea a and it worked I was losing weight and getting in shape which made me happy Also I was never late to class which made me happy Then after getting w vj- vj v to class I learned v that at running T t V i gave v great c produced uce by exer by-exer- y exer- exer cise cIse So their you are our society has hope for being what I 1 thought it could never be Just so everyone knows I have moved on and am no longer running The women who were unwilling to test my theory before are always s 's wanting to test the theory now |