Show The Man 11 dingo Theory A 4 I A trophy Atrophy on the m mantle BUT UT Missy we cant can't b be do doin iI this Tracy mumbles in a panic stricken voice He is leery of the other slaves and the overseer hearing the commotion commotion commo commo- tion over the heavily falling rain Tracy I yu honey I wants yu to run away with me Carry me off north where the whole worl wort can see you is my prize Mrs Billie Jean Drake passionately ly proclaims Massa Drake kil kif bofe us Tracy says with obvious obvious obvious ob ob- ob- ob mort mortification God Missy Jean dont don't fos fos' me do this Tracy brang yo black hind here now and kiss me Billie Jean demands hungrily What Massa Drake do he hear you say dat the muscular muscular muscular mus mus- cular twenty-five twenty year old field hand inquires He kil kuI us bofe I it He aint gon hear us he as as- leep Sides that we be belong 10 long g gone fo he find out An I be better off dead than without you sugar Now come vo hind here and kiss me she says The smell of mint julip on oh her breath nearly drops him No Missy yu been Missy no Tracy softly pleads in desperation as the he rain continues contin continues con con- tin es to fall on the leak leaky tin roof of the roomed one-roomed dirt- dirt floored slave quarter That fictional w episode sounds familiar right I mean this fabrication is the type of saga that has epitomized the novels written about the pre- pre Civil War South It is based on the representational truth of the time But this is 1992 The archaic quality of this example gives no credence to the Man dingo Theory of today Hold up for a momen moment t. t Maybe I should elaborate on what the Man dingo Theory encompasses My BEAUTIFUL VIEW JF 4 i L s f fa a may y Brown Theory suggests that every Caucasian woman has desires for men of African descent descent be be beit it conscious or not This patriarchal society has tried in vain to pU place ce th the seed of fear in into to the minds of white women for men Imen of color Somewhere down the line this fright has transformed itself into a a. a female awe of black men Even while denied by Anglo- Anglo Saxon males it is there regard regard- less r E. E l I 4 IY l luF i aun f a AU lUlU Va a l I lal ill AL al conceited pompous and quite vain I have no idea what Im I'm saying You think the notion is ludicrous But I differ resolute resolute- ly Iy In observing the recent epidemic spreading across America I would say I have a legitimate argument The sickness sickness sick sick- sickness ness known as Jungle Fever has been so widespread its it's effects effects ef ef- effects ef- ef have even been felt on the planet Utah Black men are seen as a commodity commodity com com- commodity in our nation today Weare We Weare Weare are material possessions that many materialistic young white woman yearn for Yes BMW's Italian fashions diamonds side cliff-side condos and now black men are the acclaimed acclaimed ac ac- acclaimed ac- ac claimed status symbols of the luxury life for many socially rebellious Caucasian women Americanized but African men have b become come nothing more than trophies to place on the mantle Its It's true Think of the beautiful beautiful ful young white woman who gets a sweaty embrace from the black collegiate basketball player at half She is in her own zone She is dating the star point guard Her friends are are in the stands along with several everal older couples she knows Of course its it's safe to say that these traditionally con- con Caucasian elders do donot donot donot not approve of interracial liaisons And they are sure to inform her parents of her shaming spectacle Without a doubt this only adds to the defiant delight of her racial en en- deavor And then theres there's the ex- ex boyfriend who is currently dating what's her in the audience also He can not compare compare compare com com- pare to this ebony prince and she knows that he knows it She has showed them all off But what is so satisfying in he herr her estimation is she has found ex ex- ex what she has been looking looking look look- looking ing for for fora a a man who she truly believes can fulfill her Cliques of Caucasian individuals in in- individuals dividu ls may not agree with my theory That's Thaes under under- But Im I'm sure that my eyes are not the only ones on onEarth onEarth onEarth Earth equipped with depth per per- So th the next next- time you venture out into a social environment environment environment en en- look around For in inthe inthe inthe the corridors of the movie theaters at intermission strolling strolling strolling stroll stroll- ing the sidewalks of the local parks at twilight and sitting intimately intimately in in- intimately in one of your preferred eating spots she will willbe willbe willbe be there A beautiful young Caucasian women knowing the pleasures of her black gold trophy |