| Show The perks of political posturing lessons from the far right NOT NOT Terry Dillon Associate Editor IT'LL look good on your resume re- re sum sume e ins insisted i s t e d T Terry err y Jessop enthusiastically talking talking talking talk talk- ing about one of the rewards of volunteering for a political cal campaign Jessop is a campaign manager manager man manager man man- ager He has the savior-faire savior to run run runa a political cal campaign with an al all volun volunteer volunteer vol vol- un tee r a army r my In 0 other the r words he is a charmer per charmer per perhaps haps a bit of a BS er as well Such are the qualities needed to lead a regiment into promoting promoting promoting pro pro- his dark horse candidate candi candi- date Jim date Jim Bartleson Bartleson is campaigning for Wayne Owens' Owens vacated congress seat against some considerable odds However with Jessop as campaign coordinator coordinator coordinator coor coor- it is certain that Utah will be hearing a lot more about Bartleson Bartleson is an conser arch who boasts such right- right wingers on his campaign committee committee committee com com- as Cleon Unusual for a Rep Republican however is Bartleson's plan for forso so social i l i reform which reform which Jessop described to Horizon in a recent interview Picture this Jessop said An elderly Jewish lady lady Tilly Tilly she she represents a problem many elderly women experience Tilly is a widow and she is bedridden Not only that she is totally broke because she has spent every last dime her hu husband band left her ner to pay hospital bills Can you imagine how frightened frightened frightened fright fright- ened she is She needs full time care but she has no money Eventually she is forced to rely on entitlement programs like Medicare to take care are of her per But then that's a govern govern- I r G ment problem too isn't it At Ata a rate of thousands of dollars per month the government will be paying for Tilly to live in a convalescent center where her treatment might be well less than TLC tender loving care But I am so excited to tell you that our candidate Bartleson Bartleson Bartleson Bartle Bartle- son has proposed a solution to this problem and it involves college college- students Actually it is isa isa isa a plan that helps students with the high cost of tuition by putting putting putting put put- ting them together with the el elderly elderly elderly el- el derly Oi Of vay Let me give you another scenario Heres Here's a young newlywed newlywed newlywed new- new couple Bob and Susan I M H n f ft t ir 7 Photo Photo by try Fisher Asher Terry Jessop II Johnson Bob works two jobs full time and attends school full time S Susan san is going to school and working too Then suddenly bec because use of tuition hikes they have to pay a lot more for school At Atthe Atthe Atthe the same time Bob has to quit one of his jobs so he c can n keep his his' grades up Should they seek government government government govern govern- ment aid Its It's a dilemma Bartleson proposes a system system system tem which anticipates both the problems of the elderly Mrs and the Johnsons while at the same time reducing government expenses If the Johnsons Johnson's are willing hire- hire them to care for Tilly and give them their college tuition free free in in exchange By combining these two cases the result would save the government government government gov- gov abo about t 2000 a month Of oil Gevalt Jessop said that anyone interested in building a resume resume resume re re- re- re sume while helping out with a creative political campaign should contact him at Bartleson's office immediately Jessop knows of several areas in which he could utilize students' students talents tal tal- tal- tal and and show students how to have fun while doing it The principle benefit however is in the apprenticeship apprenticeship apprenticeship under Jessop a master master master mas mas- ter at motivating and coordinating coordinating coordinating a diverse group of devotees Such a mentoring relationship is rare in the competitive political world where many are vying for leadership positions Anyone falling for this line of BS should contact Bartleson's campaign headquarters headquarters headquarters head head- quarters which is located in his plush American Towers suite 46 West Broadway The phone number is UTAH Until then maybe Ill I'll see you at the next Republican Convention June 26 and dont don't hold your breath |
