Show N 1 iM i M ii t r I t yn e et eI 1 b y Hall people attend classes without rooms Martha Stahle Stable Contributing Writer T A A THO are those strange V V V V looking people wandering wandering wandering wander wander- ing the halls of staring vacantly into space No they're not the last remnant remnant remnant rem rem- nant of the hippie culture lookIng looking looking look look- ing for a Grateful Dead concert They're not Dr Who groupies looking for a film festival They're not KGB ex-KGB agents looking for jobs No they're not the Lost Tribe of Israel They're the hall people of Hall people are members of newly created social group enrolled in portable clas das ses Not to be confused with portable classrooms which have a designated space where they belong hall people enrolled enrolled enrolled en en- rolled in portable classes have no permanent classroom They spend a great deal of time wandering through the halls hunting for an empty classroom classroom classroom class class- room where they can meet Special group therapy sessions sessions sessions ses ses- ses- ses have been organized to todeal todeal deal with the loss of continuity and stability in the lives of those students with hall people syndrome These sessions are directed toward students from dysfunctional classrooms who have lost their sense of belonging belong belong- ing their ing-their their sense of identity Dates and times will be announced announced announced an an- when a meeting room room can be located The hall all people syndrome also creates financial burdens Sports shoes typically lose about third one-third of their ability to absorb shock after miles of use said a wellness wellness wellness well- well ness letter from the University University University sity of California at Berkeley Miles walked searching desperately for a classroom cause from the tremendous wear and tear on shoes as aswell aswell aswell well as students could list this reimbursement under travel expenses at 25 cents per mile perhaps 15 to 20 minutes of each class is wasted hunting for a classroom Tuition credit should be issued to each hall person for cumulative hours wasted Hall people are offering several items to help fund the above mentioned therapy ses ses- ses- ses Bumper stickers reading reading reading read read- ing Time Spent Searching for or Classrooms is Not Deducted From a Persons Person's Life and T- T Shirts reading I 1 Am A Recovering Recovering Recovering Recover Recover- ing Hall Person will soon be available Two Journalism stud students students stu stu- d dents ts are missing They were last seen wandering aimlessly through the halls muttering unintelligibly to themselves possibly never to be seen again If anyone has any information information mati mation n regarding these two students please lead them gently to a therapy session |