Show Lords Of The Ludicrous x 1 r. r S 0 0 1 Being B ing a bachelor can have its dr drawbacks wb You have so much extra extra tr time that you can end up doing something that y is is is' totally worthless with your time For example there is a strong possibility th that t you could race your car around a lot for no reason at all or you could end up watching something o c completely worthless worthless' on 01 T TV V. V The problem with watching TV is that there is too many talk shows on onse these se days Th There re is Phil Donohue Oprah Winfrey Hour Magazine Geraldo Rivera and many others w waiting in iri the wings The Way It Is isBy 1 1 By Dan OC The only The only real pro problem lem with all these se shows is ih that t they deal with some some real freaky human situations If you turn on the Donohue show showy y you'll ull find Phil grilling some transvestite transvestite trans- trans v abo about t why he wears so mu much h pink or you could tune in to Oprah tal talking rg to some member of th the V j-V a i J C Ii 0 j i t Ir o J a T I about their favorite diet Then you could turn over to Geraldo Rivera and watch him stick his foot in his mouth by acting like an expert on any given subject The Thelast Thelast Thelast last alternative is Hour Magazine where you can watch Florence Henderson cook her favorite quiche just so Gary Collins can say Oh On that's just delicious Do you see what I mean Worthless Another problem with these shows is that they keep searching for answers to the wrong questions Every time I 1 watch Phil Donohue he heis heis heis is always ticking off his guests by asking them questions that he knows will upset them It seems at times that Phils Phil's only purpose i is to J r rT T t t. t o r t. t make his guests look like complete te j 1 idiots and then go into some long preachy monologue for two or or three minutes Then bf f course there is Oprah who will have some some prominent celebrity on as a gu guest st stand and then ask them how they keep themselves so thin Geraldo Rivera doesn't have any prominent t celebrities celebrities cele cele- on his program but who cares anyway My message to all you bachelors is to look for the meaning of life elsewhere There is so much other better things to do in life than to watch these Lords of the Ludicrous slowly invade your living room Take up reading or r go take a defensive driving course or something Anything i is better than watching Gary Collins interview Jon Davidson about his second marriage I I gu guess ss I really shouldn't com com- plain The alternative to these shows at daytime is soap operas Gag With the plots that soap operas offer its it's no wonder that Phil Donohue starts to wonder about those transvestites |