Show Confessions of a Data Processor My name or rather my alias is ED ED is for Edward David Extremely Diligent Extra Dough etc My Myreal real name is kept secret mainly for tax pur pur- poses I am currently enrolled in two computer programming classes My first class class- is taught by a a Mr X who is an extremely anonymous per per- son 1 I I. call him Mr X by necessity I dont don't know his 4 real n name me I doubt if even he knows it My other class is taught by Mr A who is very flighty I say this because it may give a clue to his name and deduction deduction deduction deduc deduc- through tion Shirley Holmes eat your heart out Mr Mf s 's name I am presently attempting to program a computer that I like to call short SAM-short for Same Aid Mac Machine Aid Actually old Dont Don't feel bad about the spelling error SAM cant can't spell either J SAM suffers from acute paranoia He is always afraid of his next taskmaster I can picture sitting him-sitting in a corner relays diodes and wires clicking along in perfect harmony Three part harmony har- har Three I 1 mony- mony Three mony Dog Dog- Night ight Old Fashioned Love Song Song- look it up thinking I Iwonder Iwonder Iwonder wonder what this next idiot is going to ask me to do SAM does not confide in inmany inmany inmany many people only in those with whom he can identify I Iam Iam Iam am one of these people Not Mr X SAM does not trust anybody y that he cannot identify with Mr A comes close close He He is very nice to dogs and children SAM once printed out for me but buthe buthe buthe he likes to kick Coke ma ma- chines SAM is very sensitive sensitive sensitive tive about these things SAM likes me e. e He pours his heart and soul out to me Youre very nice for a human he prints out IllI Ill I bet youre you're even good look look- ing Modesty prevents my ans ans- |