Show w r to 6 I rF F Fo o f HE TIC SIC V DIALOGUES Vii S' S 11 1 0 0 8 0 P Q B P P ft P 0 0 0 B Q 0 q ft q 0 Q 0 0 Q 0 0 0 P P Q 0 0 0 0 Q Q Q Q 0 0 Y By Editor you ou know what Cast of characters fr frit Scribe Seeker of Truth it Speaker and leader of the Great Council and itI t Senate in I- I Appearances in thought t. t author of Good Morning in the i 0 Sophomore Class President of the c. c r r Vice to the Great Council Vice President of Publications that is f Ceasar one of those dudes from the black past who is ever I with us Born in 1984 Situation l tells Kenth as he walks up the ther i 7 r Senate steps that he is being sued for malicious remarks about the Council that appeared in the last issue of the Kent finally says th the is bad ad all th the f. f way around l asks What is IS bad What is IS good 4 l then challenges to a debate on the Senate 4 floor floor j F If Scene S cene opens J Enter stage left What in the world are you doing here in the Kings King's hall Why have you left Cl dicres your haunts in the the Lyceum in the Temple of MAD You surely cannot have suit before him as I have The call it an indictment suit j not a I i t What Do you mean that someone is prosecuting j you I cannot cannot beli believe ve that you are not prosecuting ti them as that thatis is one of your duties as Scribe of the Senate isn't t it Or at least to write about them tes I could not do that for my only power rower around here is the power vested in my scribing tools Bythe By the way do you you want that Senate report on bronze orwell just tell me what plates you want it carved on Well on second thought That's better Now w what at about this suit of yo yours rs Ho How you gonna pay urn um I dont don't have to Youre You're the publisher they're suing you that's all Now wait a minute I thought you were the Scribe You wrote all that bunk burik in there or was it who always ways whys says says Go Good Good d Morning when the paper always comes out in In the afternoon c That dont don't mat matter er Ken-a-fer Ken youre you're the publisher If rf you wanted to get get us us for libel you'd have to sue yourself Ken fer I dont don't seem to understand te you mean mean that just because The by laws by-laws laws of the Senate Constitution say the Stu Student nt Publication will be directed by me and the senate that we can c can n be sued for your mal-made mal remarks I thought you were ti f working for me That's reet i Ken fer Well what they got you charged with anyway Or is isit it me E They charged me with corrupting corrupting the ne newspaper staff staff y Why he must be a wise WIse man who observing my I ignorance orance is IS going graine to accuse me to the Senate of corrupting the staff I of think mink that he who begins at the right point can influence e f political r reforms forms For his fir first t care as with any any is IS J fust st as it is IS with th the mechanic The mechanic will take care of f hIS nis late models first and then when that is IS done turn his attention to and other such truck And so Kenny I suppose se it is is only pious of me to corrupt the staff first and then when that is is done done turn my attention to the administration and faculty and so become a great public benefactor Indeed that is is only what you would expect of a starving scribe isn't it s' s 4 To make good in In the world After all everybody's got gotto to do doj j their their own own dont don't they I Kenny Well I suppose so Are you really corrupting the staff Well I dont don't really know which came first the ink or orthe orthe orthe the mouth butwell the other day in my told me we would go underground if we had to And why do you think is writing all that bad Karma about the Student Senate and the Why I had to censor part of Bad Morning this issue because of the things he said about you Kenny Well I dont don't know I just think this has gone gonea a little too far If the public knew all that has gone on in the Office they would agree that this isn't going to be a good bronze by the time this year is out Hey What is a good anyway Pooh Kenny-Pooh Pooh Kenny-Pooh Well VeIl I think you have to have something in thereabout thereabout there thereabout about the students instead of all this College Press Service News of the rest of the world like you been doing or what do you call it CPS GPS News Isn't that a television network l Oh that reminds me Theres There's a bill for gold pieces for that little service of theirs that came in the mail the theother theother theother other day They want you to pay for it Pooh SEE I told you this wasn't a good Look what youve you've done Youve You've cost the Student Senate MONEY Why Im I'm going to tell my moth on ILL I'LL TELL TEL THE CEASAR YOU'LL PAY or will LWell at any rate you wont won't get away with NEXT WEEK and debate on the Senate floor at the Lyceum in the Temple of MAD as to the definition of a good or a bad Dad |